Just Like its 1887 cuz i be counting pence
Most of the time I need to explain my lyrics cuz I dont make no sense
I Just bought a yacht for a dollar and 50 cents
I am so famous I'm doing a collab with 50 cent
50th century is his name so with that I went
Oh shit he's upper class I bet he pays his rent
On that fake ass castle from the candy shop
For that saleen there he must have licked a lollipop
But I can't say that so let's just take it from the top
Yea
Just like polo I'm making a milli every never
Capalot bringing the heat just like the weather
I'm playing minecraft and I just got to the nether
Shit I looked too long and got killed by an ender
Just got a message from an unknown sender
It said click this link for free robux and a girl named heather
Just parked my yacht and tied it with a tether
Yes this song has a story line what a surprise
I go in to the lab and I analyze
Yes today's lyrics are looking very fine
You really think I'm going to ignore that I just said anal
No I'm not, have you even met me?
I be walking down the road doing same old same old
Then all of the sudden I am breathing heavy
Cuz I'm really fucking fat and that's a fact
Oh shit I got arrested by cardiac
I dropped the soap
My pee turns green cuz I eat artichoke
There could have been another joke there but I won't croak
Is that even the right vegetable I don't know
I just realised that this song is moving very slow
I was getting very bored so here I wrote:
(*clears throat* Que rage beat)
Where The problem at?
I be spinning on these percs like I'm a laundromat
Be free
I feel like yeat cuz I hit the (bell)
I invented this turban shit
Got me the dior and she ride my dick
Its 3 inches big