[ISABELLE]
Hey, I'm calling you back
Oh, she's been a bitch tonight!
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere

So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Mothers Touching My Ass

So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O

Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea!
So I hope you're up, girl
'Cause we are all coming over

Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine
And put on you heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need!
[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
I wanna have a kiki!

[KURT, (RACHEL)]
Lock the doors (Tight)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (KURT)]
Let's have a kiki (Mother)

[ISABELLE]
I'm gonna let you have it

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE, (KURT), {RACHEL}]
I wanna have kiki (Dive) {Turn}
Work

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
We're gonna serve
[KURT]
And work

[RACHEL]
And turn

[ISABELLE]
And hon-hon-honey

[The Orphans]
Kiki, oh yeah

[KURT]
A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve

[ISABELLE]
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
I wanna have a kiki!
[KURT, (RACHEL)]
Lock the doors, (Tight)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, {KURT}]
Let's have a kiki {Mother}

[ISABELLE]
I'm gonna let you have it

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE, (KURT), {RACHEL}]
I wanna have kiki (Dive) {Turn}
Work

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
We're gonna serve

[KURT]
And work

[RACHEL]
And turn

[ISABELLE]
And hon-hon-honey

[RACHEL]
It's turkey lurkey time
Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
It's turkey lurkey time
He's really home to stay, never one to roam
Let's make a wish
And may all your wishes come true

[KURT]
Turkey lurkey
Goosey loosey

[RACHEL with the Orphans (& KURT)]
Some for uncle Joe, (some for cousin Lucy)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Everybody gather 'round the table
Dig in, dinner's being served
Eat all the turkey you are able
Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
Climb up and bring it down for me
That's something I would like to see

[ISABELLE, (KURT)]
This kiki is marvelous!

[KURT & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non! (Non non)
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!
Kiki, soso
Oui, oui, non non!

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
I wanna have a kiki!

[KURT, (RACHEL)]
Lock the doors (Tight)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (KURT)]
Let's have a kiki (Mother)

[The Orphans]
Aah

[ISABELLE]
I'm gonna let you have it

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE, (KURT), {RACHEL}]
I wanna have a kiki (Kurt: Dive) {Turn}
Work

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki

[ISABELLE]
We're gonna serve

[KURT]
And work

[RACHEL]
And turn

[ISABELLE]
And hon-hon-honey

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (The Orphans)]
Let's have a kiki (Kiki)

Isabelle and Kurt, (The Orphans)
I wanna have a kiki! (Soso)

[KURT, (The Orphans), {Rachel}]
Lock the doors (Oui, oui) {Tight!} (Non non)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (RACHEL), {KURT}, (The Orphans)]
Let's have a kiki (Hunty) {Dropper} (Kiki, soso)

[The Orphans]
Aah, Oui, oui

[ISABELLE with the Orphans, (Friends)]
I'm gonna let you have it (Non non)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans]
Let's have a kiki (Friends: Kiki)

[KURT & RACHEL with The Orphans, (The Orphans)]
I wanna have a kiki (Soso, oui, oui), boots, ten, queen (Non non)

[ISABELLE, KURT, & RACHEL with the Orphans, (The Orphans)]
Let's have a kiki (Kiki)

[ISABELLE, (The Orphans)]
We're gonna serve (Soso)

[KURT, (The Orphans)]
And work (Oui, oui)

[RACHEL]
And turn

[ISABELLE, (The Orphans)]
And hon-hon-honey (Non non)

[KURT & RACHEL with The Orphans]
Let's have a kiki!