[JANE LYNCH]
I just love fashion

[LEA MICHELE]
There's a brand new dance, but I don't know its name
That people from bad homes do again and again
It's big and it's bland full of tension and fear
They do it over there but we don't do it here

[GLEE CAST]
Fashion!

[LEA MICHELE]
Turn to the left

[GLEE CAST]
Fashion!

[LEA MICHELE]
Turn to the right

[GLEE CAST]
Oooh, fashion!
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town
Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep
Beep-beep, beep-beep
Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep
Beep-beep, beep-beep
[LEA MICHELE]
Listen to me

[DIANNA AGRON]
Don't listen to me

[LEA MICHELE]
Talk to me

[DIANNA AGRON]
Don't talk to me

[LEA MICHELE]
Dance with me

[DIANNA AGRON]
Don't dance with me

[DIANNA AGRON & LEA MICHELE]
No

[LEA MICHELE with GLEE CAST]
Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep
Beep-beep, beep-beep

[LEA MICHELE]
There's a brand new talk, but it's not very clear
Oooh, bop
That people from good homes are talking this year
Oooh bop!
It's loud and tasteless and I've heard it before
Oooh bop!
You shout it while you're dancing on the whole dance floor
Oh bop, fashion!
[GLEE CAST]
Fashion!

[LEA MICHELE]
Turn to the left!

[GLEE CAST]
Fashion!

[LEA MICHELE]
Right!

[GLEE CAST]
Fashion!
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town
Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep

[LEA MICHELE]
Listen to me

[DIANNA AGRON]
Don't listen to me

[LEA MICHELE]
Talk to me
[DIANNA AGRON]
Don't talk to me

[LEA MICHELE]
Dance with me

[DIANNA AGRON]
Don't dance with me

[DIANNA AGRON & LEA MICHELE]
No

[GLEE CAST]
Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep
Beep-beep, beep-beep

[LEA MICHELE with GLEE CAST]
Oh, bop, do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
Oh, bop, do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion
La la la la la la la la
Oh, bop, do do do do
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fashion (Ooh yea-ah)
Fashion, fashion, fashion
Fashion, fashion!

[JANE LYNCH]
Now get out and shop!