[Intro]
If he were recording
If he were recording right now
Then he would be getting all this at the start
My track - yo we should have a freestyle on this
Freestyle? Hit 'em off with something
Spit a verse Travis, spit a verse
Quit picking your nose, and come off
Quit picking your nose? Fuck you

[Freestyle]
Traded in my, hollow words for jelly-filled verbs
And five pound pronouns and predicates
This is Schlep's etiquette for sloppy fable manners get your napkins
Matty Duke kick the beat, and I'm rappin'
Top of the line, top of the world, top of the mornin' to ya top dawg
That's a top notch tie you got, tie it in a knot
'Til your eyeballs pop out
So you can actually see what an actual MC looks like
And if I had to pick and choose
I'd be the indecisive dick in the votin' booth
Laughin' at my options, like
Stop the press and warn the media
Schlep Rock is leavin' ya, walkin' with prosthetic concoctions
I thought I told you, you just a toadstool
I'm Mario with firepower, stickin' dick to the Princess
It's just senseless, like that David and Goliath drama
Minus the slingin' stones, you're basically defenseless
Anyway you wanted Schlep Rock's cock obnoxious
It feels like a midget is chillin' in my boxers
[Outro]
What?
What?
Oh god
I'm sorry
Oh man
I don't know about that