JAKE:
I'd shave my head
I'd pierce my nose
I'd fail phys ed
I'd burn all my clothes
If it pleases you
Then that's what I gotta do
What I wouldn't do for you

I'd swallow fire
I'd bathe in ice
Name your desire
And I'll do it twice
Just wave your hand
Cause you know, your wish my command
What I wouldn't do for you

My life was school, weekend, and summer
With no direction, no aim
Safe to say, life was a bummer

Until perfection, you came
And you made me see
All the stuff I could be
Things I never knew I could do
And you made me fall in love with you
I'd slay a beast
A thousand men
And that's just the least
My love, just say when
I know I'm not bright
And as for rich not quite
But, what I wouldn't do for you
Oh, what I wouldn't do for you
Oh, what I wouldn't do for you