[Intro: lil zug & Bitch]
Oh my god, are you lil zug?
Yup, that's me little-titty biddy!
Oh my god, can we please have loving passionate sex?
No no no, sorry, I gotta go make a song
What?!

[Chorus]
Bitches show me love, I can’t hold it down no more
And I hope you understand, but I can’t call you my whore
Too many other options, and I ain’t even poppin’ yet
Emotions laying in a coffin, I just had my ego death

[Verse 1]
Ooo, yeah it’s lil zug
Given ill lil illegitimate fucks
Stats going down, money running out, feeling like I'm out of luck
That’s okay, cause bitches still wanna succy succ on me
Hit it from the back and she screaming “zuggy fuck on me”
Shit turns me on, leave a nut so solid it might grow a tree
I look down, the condom broke, so I make like that tree and leave
She peer to her right, see me running through the door as I dip the scene
That dyke scissor girls, got scissor doors, I hop right in my bim’
Hop right in my bim’, now I’m speeding down 63
Creep into your crib, slide in that bed where your sister be
I trade her some magic beans for her virginity
Her dad came in the room, and he starts hit on me
I ain’t taking shit, punch that old man right in his face
Boner still running thick, knock him out, now its safe
Finish the job I started, 30 seconds later I clock out
Couldn’t last, gave her gunk that lingers right in my cock-spout

[Chorus]
Bitches show me love, I can’t hold it down no more
And I hope you understand, but I can’t call you my whore
Too many other options, and I ain’t even poppin’ yet
Emotions laying in a coffin, I just had my ego death

[Break: lil zug & Bitch]
Okay, are you done with your song now?
No, sorry
Oh my god!
Jesus!
Hurry up!
Stop bitching!
Oh my god, I can't help but think about your dick!
So annoying!
Oh my god!

[Chorus]
Bitches show me love, I can’t hold it down no more
And I hope you understand, but I can’t call you my whore
Too many other options, and I ain’t even poppin’ yet
Emotions laying in a coffin, I just had my ego death

[Verse 2]
Too many broads, ménage à trois
That’s the only option nowadays
I’m caught up in designer waves
Keep the pubes or should I shave?
Oh, oh, oh… yeah, I don’t know
Feeling just like Earl, I’ve been reaping what I sow
I’ve been in my room with the lights off, feeling brain dead lately, can’t even catch a light toss
Bad attention span, and I’m losing all my fans, writing down words that turn into dark thoughts
And I got all these dark thots, they’re right here in my bed
These emo bitches keep offering head, gotta stay loyal, got me sounding like Ned
Flanders, this bitch ain’t got no manners
I pick up her, I Feel like thor, as I give her my hammer
Lil zug, mediocre rhymes, and very shitty grammar
I’ve lost my mind, gonna kill this bitch, cause frankly I can’t stand her, ugh!
[Outro: lil zug & Bitch]
Wait, what'd you just say?
I said I'ma kill you, bitch!
Oh shit, ahh! Oh shit!
Stop running!
Oh shit, ow!
Sorry bitch. Damn, that bitch was fast
Bitch! Bitch, bitch bitch!