(hook x2)

What's up? I'm a cool kid dude
Ay, Sup, I've got the attitude
Ay, Sup, I've got a big boy pool
Go to the big boy school

(verse 1)

Put on my pull-ups and I go to bed, give me candy or I'll get upset
I listened to D.A.R.E., don't need percoset
Finger guns, no violence needed
In class, I start peein'
In school, I started being cool...

(hook x2)

What's up? I'm a cool kid dude
Ay, Sup, I've got the attitude
Ay, Sup, I've got a big boy pool
Go to the big boy school

(verse 2)

It was a joke between my friends, your mom ain't gay
I go to school every day, you know I'm educated
Don't focus though, they think I'm overstimulated
They think I'm sad, I can compensate

(hook x2)

What's up? I'm a cool kid dude
Ay, Sup, I've got the attitude
Ay, Sup, I've got a big boy pool
Go to the big boy school