Old mother Hubbard, my cupboard is bare
And my last few cheques are bouncing everywhere
No scraps for the cat, no bone for the dog
And I'm loosing all my friends, because my phone's cut off !
The bailiff keeps knockin' on my front door
He's taken everything, but he still wants more
I give all I can take, it's a world against me
So how do I make a bankrobbery?

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
No money for nothing, for woofi and me
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
No money for nothing, for woofi and me

Black thick stockings, and I can't see a sausage;
To the bank with a water-pistol in my pocket
And the water leaks out, I'm wet and soggy
Knees are knocking and it's hot in the stocking
I say "Hands up! Please! Everybody just freeze
All hit the deck with your hands behind the neck!"
Then a granny turns around and says "Sonny Jim
You'd see there was a queue
If you'd removed that thing!"
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
No money for nothing, for woofi and me
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
A-Ba-A-Ba A Bankrobbery

A Bankrobbery

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
No money for nothing, for woofi and me
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
A-Ba-A-Ba A Bankrobbery

After hours of waiting I was standing at the desk
When the kids said "Mummy, that black man has wet himself!"
I said "Look up there, there's a camera watching me
I'm a little bit nervous, it's my first time on TV"
I said "I'm nasty and ambitious and my hand's on the trigger
It's your money or your live!" but she didn't lift a finger
The cassier said "Sonny, stop messing around!"
I said O.K., sorry! I-I-I-I'd like to open an account
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
No money for nothing, for woofi and me
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
A-Ba-A-Ba A Bankrobbery

Baa-Baa Bankrobbery
Baa-Baa Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Oh-Eh-Ah-Ohh-Ohohoo

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
No money for nothing, for woofi and me

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
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Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Das Böse ist immer und Überall
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Banküberfall
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Banküberfall
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Banküberfall
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Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery
No money for nothing, for woofi and me