Once upon a time, when her legs were short and the night was long
You were a dancer and I was a prancer when you had to tell them all
We had black-light tans, tiny assed number ones
Hanging out with the dead in the graveyard 'til the break of dawn

Yeah, yeah, hot 'n' filthy, in the city
Yeah, yeah, much too much when you're 4 foot 5 and cramped up really high

You had your rollerblades, I had my BMX
Young enough to stretch, old enough to flex
But we still had to pay the checks
We were young and loose, nothing to it but black 'n' bruised
Such a hungry child, but you got too wild, hanging in the sexual blues

Yeah, yeah, hot 'n' filthy, yeah, yeah, in the city
Yeah, yeah, much too much when you're 4 foot 5 and cramped up really high

We were running in the moonlight
Licking our skin, underneath the neon lights
But all good things must come to an end
We took it way around the bend
We seeked and destroyed
And burst like a fistful of hemorrhoids

I lit up just like a star, and you looked just like your mum
Back in the day when she was good-looking, she was loving the swastika
Yeah, yeah, hot 'n' filthy, yeah, yeah, young 'n' pretty
Yeah, yeah, Much too much when you're 4 foot 5 and your cramped up really
Yeah, yeah, hot 'n' filthy, yeah, yeah, in the city
Yeah, yeah, much too much, it's a hot date on the boulevard tonight

Yeah!