Oh hell hey you know who this is eh?
Uh what? you don't? yeah well its Van Damme, baby
And I'm damn delicious, so you know get ready tonight
Take off your pants baby and let 'em go yo!

Every time I walk down the street. Erection
I see a woman, I like your beat. Erection
I think of cheese, I think of mud. Erection
I think of blood, I think of love. ERECTION!!

OOOOooooOOOOOH!!! ERECTION!
OOOOooooOOOOOH!!! ERECTION!

There's no reason to moan or whine. Erection
It's what I'll slip to you in some time. Infection
Promise me, you'll love me long. Erection
RING MY DING, AND SUCK MY DONG, ERECTION!!

OOOOooooOOOOOh x4

Yo yo it's erection
Or not so baby, sit on it and get off the floor
And feel the pleasure that you'll feel no more oh
It's erection, infection, it's true, I've got, a big
Dicollection
I can't stop I wanna throw it, in each direction, erection erection OH!!