Woke up in Newtopia
Where I fell down a flight of stairs
Broke my leg but luckily
The newts have free public healthcare

So then I became a loyal ranger, and I fought this creepy cult
Kept folks out of danger, slaying a killer cobra with a catapult

We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no, no
He won't leave me alone

I lived on a warship, became a Flipwart champion
I just keep tryna get a little better
Said a little better then before

Soon I was the king's trusted advisor
I studied salamander brains
Tried bug appetizers (Yum)
And for fun, DM'd some campaigns

We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no, no
He won't leave me alone
I love it in Amphibia, so much adventure still to see
But that old man, he's a real motherfucker
Gonna kick him on down the line

I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do it
So the little got more and more
I just keep tryin' to get a little better
Said, a little better than before
I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do it
So the little got more and more
Hope nothing ever bad happens to me

We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no, no
He won't leave me alone

Oh, leave me alone

Stuck it in the middle and I shot it in the middle
And it, it drove outta my mind
I should've known better, said I wish I never met her
Said, I leave it all behind
Yowza