They call it "Stormy Monday"
But Tuesday's just as bad
They call it "Stormy Monday"
But Tuesday's just as bad
Wednesday's are worse
And Thursday's just so sad
Sad

The eagle flies on Friday
And Saturday I go out to play
Eagle flies on Friday
Saturday I go out to play
They gon' come around here and say to me
Maybe I should go to church on Sunday
And get down on my knees and pray, pray, pray
Nah nah I'd rather hear somebody play

Just like that
You better play, Slash. Shit. Fuck. Yeah

They call it "Stormy Monday"
But Tuesday's just as bad
They call it "Stormy Monday"
But Tuesday's just as bad
You know Wednesday, it's gonna get worse
And Thursday oh God, so sad
But when the eagle flies on Friday
And Saturday I'm gonna go out to play
Hell yeah I do, hey hey hey
The eagle will fly on Friday
And Saturday I go out to play
And Sunday come 'round ha-ha shit
I ain't gonna get down on my knees and pray
No way. Hell no

Lord have mercy on me
Lord have mercy on me
Lord
Lord have mercy on me
Lord ain't gon' have mercy on me
'Cause all you ever bring
All you ever bring misery
Lord, Lord, Lord

So come on Monday
Take it on Tuesday
Don't come Wednesday
Go on sing with me Thursday
Hey hey hey Friday
Yeah I know ya Friday
Saturday, Saturday I will play
I will play all day to day
Sunday. I'm still thinking about it
Sunday. I'm still thinking about it
I just might die
I just might die
I just might get down on my knees mm and pray
Oh God that was fucking bad-ass shit
Bad-ass, hoo, God