[Spoken Word Intro: Myles Kennedy]
Hollywood, California
Put your fuckin' hands in the air
Here we go
Are you ready?

[Verse 1]
I went to see the doctor
He said, "You're pretty sick
Got some real bad habits
You'd better stop right quick"

I said, "Doctor, that's real bad news
Don't know what I'm gonna do"

[Chorus]
Doctor, nothing's wrong with me
Doctor doctor, can't you see
Doctor, I ain't going to die
Just write me an alibi

[Verse 2]
Went to see a shaman
He said, "You'll be alright
Just keep doin' what you love
Every fuckin' night"
I said, "That's what I need to hear"
Took away my childish fears

[Chorus]
Doctor, you're a stand up guy
Doctor doctor, my oh my
Doctor, you're the one for me
That's the mojo that I need

[Bridge]
Don't you know that I feel alright
Doin' what I do?
I ain't gonna tow the line
Not till I turn blue

All we got is one short life
That's what people say
I ain't going to wastе a second
Doin' what you say

Slash!

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
I won't be the onе you like
I won't be the boy next door
I won't be the chosen one
That's not what I'm here for
I don't like the way you are
I despise what you hold dear
Don't you try to make me change
I'll fuckin' haunt you for a thousand years

[Chorus]
Doctor, don't you talk that way
Doctor, don't you mess my day
Doctor, stay away from me
Sick is what I'd rather be

[Outro]
Doctor doctor doctor death
Doctor doctor, out of breath
(Doctor) Doctor, I ain't going to die
Just write me an alibi