[Verse 1]
I went to see the doctor
He said, "You're pretty sick
You got some real bad habits
You'd better stop right quick"

I said, "Doctor, that's real bad news
Don't know what I'm going to do"

[Chorus]
Doctor, there's nothing wrong with me
Doctor doctor, can't you see
Doctor, I ain't going to die
Just write me an alibi

[Verse 2]
I went to see a shaman
He said, "You'll be alright
Just keep doing what you love
Every single night"

I said, "That's what I need to hear"
Took away my childish fears

[Chorus]
Doctor, you're a stand up guy
Doctor doctor, my oh my
Doctor, you're the one for me
That's the mojo that I need
[Bridge]
Don't you know that I feel alright
Doing what I do?
I ain't gonna tow the line
Not till I turn blue

All I got is one short life
That's what people say
And I ain't going to waste a second
Doing what you say

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
I won't be the one you like
I won't be the boy next door
I won't be the chosen one
That's not what I'm here for

I don't like the way you are
I despise what you hold dear
Don't you try to make me change
I'll haunt you for a thousand years

[Chorus]
Doctor, don't you talk that way
Doctor, don't you mess my day
Doctor, stay away from me
Sick is what I'd rather be
[Outro]
Doctor doctor doctor death
Doctor doctor, out of breath
Doctor, I ain't going to die
Just write me an alibi