[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]
Your daddy works in porno
Now that mommy's not around
She used to love her heroine
Now she's underground
So you stay out late at night
And you do your coke for free
Driving your friends crazy with your life's insanity

[Chorus]
Well, well, well, you just can't tell
Well, well, well, my Michelle, yeah

[Verse 2]
Sowing all your wild oats
In another's luxury
Yesterday was Tuesday
Maybe Thursday you can sleep
School starts much too early
And this hotel wasn't free
So party until your connection, I'll return the keys

[Chorus]
Well, well, well, you just can't tell
Well, well, well, my Michelle
Well, well, well, you just can't tell
Well, well, well, my Michelle
[Bridge]
Everyone needs love, you know that it's true
Someday you'll find someone that'll fall in love with you
But, oh, the time it takes when you're all alone
Someday you'll find someone that you can call your own
Until then, you better go

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Now you're clean and so discreet
I won't say a word, oh shit
But most of all this song is true
Case you haven't heard
So come on and stop your crying
Because we both now money burns
Honey don't stop trying and you'll get what you deserve

[Chorus]
Well, well, well, you just can't tell
Well, well, well, my Michelle
Well, well, well, you just can't tell
Well, well, well, my Michelle

[Outro]
My, my, my Michelle
My, my, my Michelle
My, my, my Michelle
My, my, my fucking Michelle
Oh shit
You could be mine