Norman J. Grossfeld
Best at Being the Worst
[MEOWTH]
We're the best at being the worst
We're statistically number one
[JAMES]
Yeah, a hundred percent...
[JESSIE]
Incompetent
[MEOWTH]
Hey, that's never been done!
We're very good at being very bad
It's our rate of success
That's sadly been weak
[JESSIE]
We'll just have to accept
[JAMES]
We're completely inept
[MEOWTH]
But that's what makes us so unique
[JAMES]
We're the Hindenburgs of crime
[JESSIE]
We crash and burn each and every time
[JAMES]
Masters of disasters
[JESSIE]
No one screws up faster
[JAMES]
Hey!
[JAMES and JESSIE]
At failure we shine!
We're an imperfect ten
[JAMES, JESSIE, and MEOWTH]
Team Rocket blasting off again!
[JAMES and JESSIE]
So I guess we're just cursed
[MEOWTH]
And you've heard it here first--
[JAMES, JESSIE, and MEOWTH]
We're the best at being the worst!
[JAMES and JESSIE]
Who'd guess we'd get so far
[JAMES]
By being completely sub-par
[JESSIE]
As losers we raised the bar
[JAMES and JESSIE]
Now we're superstars
[MEOWTH]
La la la dee dah dah
Yah dah dah dah
Yah dah dah dah
[JAMES, JESSIE, and MEOWTH]
We're the best at being the worst
[JESSIE]
At coming in last we're always the first
[JAMES]
Our flaws are top drawer
[MEOWTH]
We define Murphy's law
[JAMES, JESSIE, and MEOWTH]
We're the best at being the worst
We're totally immersed
And incredibly well-versed
We're the best at being the worst