[Intro]
Start it over

[Verse 1]
It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
I know it’s taken me a long time to respond
But here's my story
From my perspective
I'm exempt from consequences
I thought I’d get away with it, but didn't
So here's my apology

[Refrain]
I'm so sorry
Here's a Notes app apology

[Verse 2]
It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me
I swear to god this is not my fault
It's a big misunderstanding
No one's ever told me I’m abusive and controlling
You sound crazy no one will believe you
But hеre’s my non-apology

[Refrain]
I'm so sorry
You have problems with honеsty
[Verse 3]
It’s come to my attention that everyone fucking hates me
I know it's only been a week since you outed me
But I've been changing
I found God now
Everyone thinks that it's a cop out
Cleansed me of all my misdeeds
Redeemed and saved me

[Bridge]
I found Jesus, absolved me of my demons
I’ll pray you heal from how I damaged you irreparably
It's come to my attention allegations have been brought against me

[Refrain]
I'm so sorry
Say it half-heartedly
I'm so sorry
Throw me a pity party
I'm so sorry
From leper's colony
I'm so sorry
Here's a Notes app apology