[Verse 1]
Look who finally decided
To show up, to grow up and get over it
You made it past every level of security
The sharpshooters and Dobermans
I never thought I'd live to see the day
Saw the light and you realized it wasn't worth dying for
The pile you were on wasn't high enough
You still recognized the lowlifes and eyesores

Everybody's crying and dying from laughter
They're rolling on the floor
You got jokes for days like it's the first of the month
And you're everybody's landlord

[Chorus]
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Piss myself from laughing at the jokes you're cracking
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Push it to the limit
Got the gang in stitches

[Post-Chorus]
Life's a joke and death's the punchline
Gotta laugh at it sometimes (Ha-ha, ha-ha)
I'm so happy, and I'm so proud of you for graduating clown school
[Verse 2]
I wish that
I'd get back all the years that I wasted
The brain cells that were suffocated
Aired out the carbon monoxide for laughing gas
And all the neighbors hate it but I don't care
I can't stop laughing
The dogs are running wild
The watch towers are collapsing
The lowlifes and eyesores
Smile like they've never before
They're so happy

[Bridge]
Nice of you to join us
Make yourself at home
We'll show you all our inside jokes
The new kid on the block coming down from the clouds and the tightrope

[Chorus]
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Piss myself from laughing at the jokes you're cracking
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Push it to the limit
Got the gang in stitches
[Post-Chorus]
Life's a joke and death's the punchline
Gotta laugh at it sometimes (Ha-ha, ha-ha)
I'm so happy, and I'm so proud of you for graduating clown school