LETS LOCK DICK LIPS

Give it up for the world and how they taught sex-ed
I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected
I always thought making love was such a strange thing
Especially when you decorate your cock with a ring

I'm not too sure what it's for but I think it's pretty cool
I'm about to get butt naked and jack off into the pool
And when I'm done with that I'll probably shave off all my hair
And cover myself in mustard and throw myself down the stairs

I want to deepthroat your balls with my ass cheeks
While I bounce on your sack we'll call it gymnasties
Make you nuts bounce like a pogo stick
Have you seen my ass? You know that shit is extra thicc

Every motherfucker has something to say
BITCH I'm like Burgerking, you can have it your way

TUCK YOUR BALLS BACK AND SQUEEZE 'EM WITH YOUR ASS

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a car
Get leaded on gasoline and hit my dick with a spark
Now let's do like a roller coaster and ride your life away

Despite the constant negative press, COVEFE

Let me tell you something about how to use a condom:
1) Make sure you get it extra small, so it's wrapped around you cock
2) Tie it in a knot then cut the tip of it off
If you don't have a condom then you can use a sock
Or just pot your cock into a mini-headlock
Remember double penetration makes it way more safe
I'll SUCC every single person in the human race

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be inside a copper pipe?
Cuz if you stick your dick in, you can start to do what's called the angry plumber
It's basically a blowjob but without the Hummer

Give it up for the world and how they taught sex-ed
I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected
I don't need no butterflies in my dumbass tummy
'Cause BROJOB taught how to do the unprotected dummy

Basically you swing your dick around like it's a sword
Until you lose in feeling in your cock and then get bored
Twist your nipples and slam your dick in the refrigerator door

SEND THEM TO THE SLOBBER HOUSE!
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