I DON’T NEED YOU BITCH
I CAN SELF SUCK
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
WHEN I WAKE UP
I DON’T START THE DAY UNTIL
I GET SOME HEAD
I DON’T NEED NO ONE CUZ
I FUCK MYSELF INSTEAD

I CAN BOUNCE ON MY OWN DICK
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT
AND WHEN I SIT ON IT
I TAKE THE WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING INCH
I’LL TAKE MYSELF ON A DATE
THEN COME HOME SUPER LATE
THEN WORK MY WAY DOWN SOUTH
THEN BLOW MY LOAD INTO MY MOUTH

I KNOW WHAT I WANT
I DON’T WASTE MY TIME
WHO NEEDS A FUCKING DATE
WHEN I CAN BLOW MY OWN MIND
I’M GONNA REMOVE MY RIBS
SO I CAN EAT MY OWN ASS
I EXERCISE MY WRIST ALL DAY
SO I CAN CUM SUPER FAST
FUCK YOURSELF

I’M ALL BALLS, NO DICK
BUT I STILL CAN GO TO TOWN
JUST WAIT UNTIL
I PULL MY PANTS DOWN

YOU CAN HEAR ME AT NIGHT
WHEN I SCREAM MY OWN NAME
IF I NEED TO TAKE A PISS I’LL PUT R KELLY TO SHAME
I’LL GRAB MY BALLS AND GIVE THEM A TWIST
SQUEEZE MY HAIRY NIPPLES AND GIVE THEM A FLICK
SPREAD MY BUTT LIKE A BANANA SPLIT
SELF SERVICE IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS