[Verse 1]
I'm in need of ideologies
A philosophy on life
I've been researching millenia's views wondering why
Everyone I read about someday went off their rocker
And I thought, "Excellent news"
I'll get back to tightening up all of my loose screws

[Pre-Chorus]
I know I'm hiding all the time
And I let the day roll until it's passed me by
While I sit and watch someone else's life grow

[Chorus]
Do you inhale?
Do you exhale?
Then you qualify
To give me any suitable advicе

[Verse 2]
G'day to all of ya that finally found your call
I still haven't got a clue what I'm alive for
I guеss all of us are equally bewildered
If you're not, then I don't think you understand at all

[Pre-Chorus]
I know my head is in the sand, oh well
I clearly don't comprehend the world the way I should
We all hide in highlight reels and pseudo costumes
[Bridge]
My invading thoughts collide
My invading thoughts collide
Set the reason for soul trial
All invaders are leaving

[Chorus]
Do you inhale?
Do you exhale?
Then you qualify
To give me any suitable advice