[Intro: Kelis]
First you make sure you've got two cups
Just in case, hmm, he shows up
Make sure they're ice cream filled
But you can't forget about the milk

[Verse 1: Pharrell]
Yeah n***a, see me in the air n***a
Learjet then I'm there n***a
A 'G' somethin and I'm coastin
Hit a bird out the sky see him closin to the ocean
Yeah n***a, I wear Bathing Ape, not Air n***a
It's like five hundred dollars for a pair n***a
Whatchu fallin out your chair n***a? Dont stare, n***a, mm
Yeah n***a, n***as' act so phony
See me rockin my Roley, you wanna call the police
I skateboard n***a, you dont know me, ho please
Ima show you more beats, more fees, more keys, more V's
BBC, wait a minute, more cheese
More Pouncey's flyin overseas
I told you I'm in the air n***a, hmm, yeah n***a
You see what's in my ear, n***a?
Quarter million for the pair, n***a
Don't ask about this here, n***a
'Cause a ring's somethin you dont wanna hear n***a
See you scared, n***as
What, you dare, n***a?
I pay Liberace fair n***a, so yellow so rare n***a
So there n***a, hmm, yeah n***a
[Hook: Kelis]
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And there like "It's better than yours
Damn rite, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And there like "It's better than yours
Damn rite, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I have to charge

[Verse 2: Kelis]
Everybody wanna know about who I touch
My reputation and who I fuck
Some of y'all think I squeezed by with luck
But that ain't stop, that's from buyin that new Porsche truck
Yeah, I said Nas, y'all sick of SARS
Got the big house, cars, and garage
I'm kinda into Cosabella bras
I'm kinda into Vicky's Secret draws
Yeah, Vicky's Secret if you can keep it
If you don't leak it, maybe you can eat it
Fendi bags, Prada lenses
LV Trunk, boo, I'm expensive
My girls know who I be (True)
My girls like VIP (True)
And they like Hpnot-I-C (Que)
And they ain't tryin to show you ID (True)
Lookin like a queen from Karnival
N***as try to talk to me on the low
I ain't really catchin 'cause I'm on slow
And tryin not to scratch my Manolo—
Blahnik, used to smoke chronic
Now, show me blunts, I might just vomit
All you little n***as, thanks for the comments
'Cause now it's fifty G's for Kelis to be on it
[Hook: Kelis]
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And there like "It's better than yours
Damn rite, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And there like "It's better than yours
Damn rite, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I have to charge

[Post-Hook: Kelis]
La-la la la la
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
La-la la la la
Hey-hey, hey hey hey
La-la la la la
Damn right, it's better than yours
This is the remix

[Verse 3: Pusha T]
Hmm, flows on top of flows
Two hundred karats in my b-boy pose
Cool Whip, the ice cream, rake 'em in O's
My milkshake sell way better than yours
Keep my bitch in that Juicy Couture
Sweats over the Louises and they draggin the floor
Let me tell how to mack a whore
Show that bitch Lacroix then take her back to poor, hmm
Yeah, I'm big wheelin
Seen that B with the mesh grillin?
Ostrich from the seat to the ceilin?
Black on black playing a villain
Lap full of stainless steel-in
Hmm, yeah, imagine the feelin
Drop Lord Willin', sold a million
The first woulda been GT from dope dealin
Top billin'—Audio Two
Heard ya flows now it's time for school, check it
Hmm, don't let my Rollsy change through ya
Nothin bout Pusha tool up, it's just Jacob's my jeweler
Like to keep me cooler
Keep heat in Philly like Slick Rick the Ruler
Young rappers act like y'all know
'04 is mine with the rhyme fo sho
Quarter million selling out the door
'Least two million stand on that so-pho-more, Clipse!
[Hook: Kelis]
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And there like "It's better than yours
Damn rite, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And there like "It's better than yours
Damn rite, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I have to charge