Mom
Give me my 3DS back
I want my 3DS back (yuh)
Mom
Give me my 3DS back
I want my 3DS back (uh huh uh huh)
Mom
Give me my 3DS back
I want my 3DS back (go, yo)
Mom
Give me my 3DS back
I want my 3DS back (uh huh, okay)

I wanna play Smash Bros
Let my 3DS go
You can't take it hostage
I just wanna play
With my pack

All of my friends
Are laughing at me
I promise I won't
Use the 3D mom
Please
Let go of my 3DS!
Wanna play Animal Crossing New Leaf
Play Ocarina Of Time 3D
Play Mario Kart 7
Please, mom, that would be my heaven
New Super Mario Brothers U
Why didn't you buy me a Wii U
Pokemon X and Y
Please, mom, I'm a standup guy

Please mom
I am really sad
Why did you have to leave dad

(sobbing)

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Not gonna call Steve "dad."
That man is not my dad
Not gonna call Steve "dad."
That man is not my dad
Not gonna call Steve "dad."
That man is not my dad
I'm not gonna call
Steve "dad"
That man's not my dad
Ok