[Intro: Pharrell Williams]
Get piss'n'pood on (We behavin' bad...)
Yeah! Mario, Peach, Luigi...

[Verse 1]
When I was young and my dad get piss'n'pood on
Mario, Peach, get piss'n'pood on
Go to school, get piss'n'pood on
Kinda funny, 'cause I used to get piss'n'pood on
Like "dong dong, Diddy Kong Kong", seen?
So much piss'n'poo
Mario Kart, get piss'n'pood on
In the club, everybody piss'n'poo
Look around, everybody poo'n'piss
I ain't talking 'bout this shit they call piss'n'poo
I'm talking 'bout the shit you snort and go "poo poo poo poo"
Yeah! I mean just go bonkers
Make the young girls go "So long, gay Bowser"
Yeah!
Make a n***a wanna pull out Mario Kart
...Luigi Kart

[Chorus]
Ring! Bom bom bom bom (Huh-)
Mario Kart, bom bom bom bom (Huh!)
Monkey outside, bom bom bom bom
Diddy Kongs all night, bom bom bom bom (Gotta make it to the end)
Bom to the bom to the clang clang clang (Yeah!)
Banging on that ass like orangutan (Jesus, Jesus) (Yeah!)
Mario Kart gеt piss'n'pood on (Yeah!)
And transform again like (Yeah! Yеah! Yeah!)
[Verse 2]
Piss'n'poo, can a n***a make more?
Steal my poo? I ain't got no reward
Like hmm... Make yourself piss'n'poo mushroom
Mario Kart
All y'all n***as wanna get piss'n'poo'd on
All y'all n***as wanna spit hot piss
Pissin' ass n***as wanna hit like me
Meanwhile, yo bitches wanna kiss my piss
Child Rebel Soldier hit that ass with the combo
AK-47 and the dress on a rhino
Boom! Mario Kart
Mario Kart, riding with my bitch Peach
Riding dick, gay Bowser
Riding with my bitch mane all night long
One second, I'm here; next second, I'm Mario
Two in 60 seconds, n***a, what you want?
Girls on me like Mario Kart
Dick like Mario, mushroom food
Make Szechuan, or Hunan
N***a, I'm hot like Mario dick (Ah)

[Chorus]
Ring! Bom bom bom bom (Huh!)
Mario dick, bom bom bom bom
Luigi outside, bom bom bom bom
Piss'n'pooin' all night, bom bom bom bom (Huh!)
Bom to the bom to the piss piss piss (Uh!)
Banging on that ass like oran-gay-tan (Huh-)
Mario transform to a gay man (Huh!)
And transform again like- Mario Kart (Huh!)
[Verse 3: Pharrell Williams, Stewie Griffin]
N***a, I'm hot like... Diddy Kong
BBC ICECREAM skewed on (Uh)
No discounts, no coupons
But I got the Rolls Royce for the Gay Poupon (Hoo-weee!)
Now you jealous with your face screwed on (Huh!)
Who on? N***a, you on?
Feeble ass n***as only get booed on
Shitty attitude get pissed and pooed on
Fucking with Peach? Shh, you Mario
-Treat n***a, you don't wanna feud on
Your nerves ain't there for a big dude on
Stompin' that ass until you gone
Hoping that you make it home wit' yo shoes on
While I'm tourin' these booties, scoring these movies
And I'm chilling with Stewie (Damn you, vile woman!)
...Piss'n'pooin' with Stewie
Sunglasses, campaign and jewelry
Ask Mario how he really wanna use me
Tourin' these cum booties, stompin' that ass and
Lookin' for Bowser, and sweating profusely (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...)

[Chorus]
Ring! Bom bom bom bom (All you n***as is Gucci)
Aerosol can, bom bom bom bom (Hu-)
Luigi outside, bom bom bom bom
Mario outside, bom bom bom bom (Huh!)
Bom to the bom to the clang clang clang (Huh!)
Banging on that ass like... Diddy Kong
Motherfucker transform to a grown man (Huh!)
And transform again like (Major Lazer)
[Outro]
(Fast wine, slow wine...) (We behavin' bad...)
So long, gay Bowser
Buh-bye!