[Intro]
(Woof woof, bark bark
Puppy lasagna, Puppy lasagna)

I wanna be a puppy!
If you wanna be a puppy, all you have to do is crawl around and make growling sounds
Come on and try it!

A little green puppy run up to me, and she said
"I like you!"

[Chorus]
Woof woof, bark bark
Puppy lasagna, puppy lasagna, puppy stink
Puppy breath and a puppy paw pad!
And puppy, puppy, puppy and we all stink!
Woof woof, bark bark
Puppy lasagna, puppy lasagna, puppy stink
Puppy breath and a puppy paw pad!
And puppy, puppy, puppy and we all stink!

[Verse 1]
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
I go moo, moo, moo, moo (puppy!)

Old MacDonald had a farm
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
I ain't in the city 'cause they ain't got lawns
Suck a n***a dick or somethin', E-I-O
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens and the pigs
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know

[Bridge?]
Moo, bitch, get out my hay
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay
Moo, bitch, get out my hay
Get out my hay, bitch, get out my hay

I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I fuckin' love puppies!
I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I fuckin' love puppies!

[Verse 2]
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can treat you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can treat you, but I have to charge (Puppy!)

[Chorus]
Woof woof, bark bark
Puppy lasagna, puppy lasagna, puppy stink
Puppy breath and a puppy paw pad!
And puppy, puppy, puppy and we all stink!

Woof woof, bark bark
Puppy lasagna, puppy lasagna, puppy stink
Puppy breath and a puppy paw pad!
And puppy, puppy, puppy and we all stink!

Woof woof, bark bark
Puppy lasagna, puppy lasagna, puppy stink
Puppy breath and a puppy paw pad!
And puppy, puppy, puppy and we all stink!

Woof woof, bark bark
Puppy lasagna, puppy lasagna, puppy stink
Puppy breath and a puppy paw pad!
And puppy, puppy, puppy and we all stink!
(Ooh! I fucking love puppies!)

[Outro]
I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I fuckin' love puppies!
I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I fuckin' love puppies!

I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I fuckin' love puppies!
I got puppy breath, i got puppy breath
Puppy~ I fuckin' love puppies!