[Chorus]
I tell a Stevie don't horse ride, don't donkey ride
Leave it to the epic wing glide, that Elytra
Craft it up I'm flying, flying up, Alex soarin' up
She gets wins in PvP, oh frick, cause she got them hacks
Glide, glide in the forest biome, that Swamp Biome
Your wolfie is a noob doggo, he got no strats
I got all the Wolves, I tamed em', you big Creeper
You nothin' but a Hacker hacker, a Minecraft Hacker

[Verse 1]
Now we slash a couple chickens up, get a couple eggs
Shoot the chicken with a hundred arrows, bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk
Or are these chickens really just some ducks, quack-quack-quack-quack-quack
Steve thought he was goin' PvP, Steve, I don't hack
And all these hackers always call me noob, noobie-noobie-noob
When I'm winnin' who you callin' noob, who you callin' noob?
Stevies always wanna find diamonds, Steve, I am diamonds
Tell em' get up out my cave before I ban you
Is that lapis, or diamonds, or lapis, huh?
Can't see in this mineshaft, need a torch, are you lapis?
Is that lapis, or diamonds, or lapis, huh?
Yeah you got some good gear, but you still usin' those hacks
Hacker, you suck
When I spawn you better run far
I made a cake with just few eggs
Grow wheat, I got some milk too
Ban you, bye bye
Made a Steve go to menu
The front page, Alex
He's banned, let's go mine
Portal, light it
Ghasts see me they be dyin'
Two Swords, double splash, high fly, elytra
Nausea, imma lose way before I fell in lava
Stevie who took that? Stevie who took this?
Baby that's my item, don't take them
[Chorus]
I tell a Stevie don't horse ride, don't donkey ride
Leave it to the epic wing glide, that Elytra
Craft it up I'm flying, flying up, Alex soarin' up
She gets wins in PvP, oh frick, cause she got them hacks
Glide, glide in the forest biome, that Swamp Biome
Your wolfie is a noob doggo, he got no strats
I got all the Wolves, I tamed em', you big Creeper
You nothin' but a Hacker hacker, a Minecraft Hacker

[Chorus]
I tell a Stevie don't horse ride, don't donkey ride
Leave it to the epic wing glide, that Elytra
Craft it up I'm flying, flying up, Alex soarin' up
She gets wins in PvP, oh frick, cause she got them hacks
Glide, glide in the forest biome, that Swamp Biome
Your wolfie is a noob doggo, he got no strats
I got all the Wolves, I tamed em', you big Creeper
You nothin' but a hacker hacker, a Minecraft Hacker

[Verse 1]
Now we slash a couple chickens up, get a couple eggs
Shoot the Chicken with a hundred arrows, bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk
Or are these chickens really just some ducks, quack-quack-quack-quack-quack
Steve thought he was goin' PvP, Steve, I don't hack
And all these hackers always call me noob, noobie-noobie-noob
When I'm winnin' who you callin' noob, who you callin' noob?
Stevies always wanna find diamonds, Steve, I am diamonds
Tell em' get up out my cave before I ban you
Is that lapis, or diamonds, or lapis, huh?
Can't see in this mineshaft, need a torch, are you lapis?
Is that lapis, or diamonds, or lapis, huh?
Yeah you got some good gear, but you still usin' those hacks
Hacker, you suck
When I spawn you better run far
I made a cake with just few eggs
Grow wheat, I got some milk too
Ban you, bye bye
Made a Steve go to menu
The front page, Alex
He's banned, let's go mine
Portal, light it
Ghasts see me they be dyin'
Two Swords, double splash, high fly, elytra
Nausea, imma lose way before I fell in lava
Stevie who took that? Stevie who took this?
Baby that's my item, don't take them
[Chorus]
I tell a Stevie don't horse ride, don't donkey ride
Leave it to the epic wing glide, that Elytra
Craft it up I'm flying, flying up, Alex soarin' up
She gets wins in PvP, oh frick, cause she got them hacks
Glide, glide in the forest biome, that Swamp Biome
Your wolfie is a noob doggo, he got no strats
I got all the Wolves, I tamed em', you big Creeper
You nothin' but a Hacker hacker, a Minecraft Hacker

[Outro]