[Narrator]
"Hobo Johnson's 94 Corolla
Hobo Johnson's 94 Corolla
Hobo Johnson's 94 Corolla...
For being the first human being born and raised in a 1994 Toyota Corolla, Hobo Johnson took it all in stride. He and his father found refuge in that Corolla and, yes, yes, through a diet consisting of fruit roll ups, peanut butter, and cold turkey chili could be depressing and tiresome. Hobo Johnson feel a-okay because at least he was home, because..."

[Verse 1]
It's just me in my home, with peanut butter
And a box of fruit roll ups I'm not lookin for trouble
Finally
The young boy's become humbled again
Once a man, now he feels like a kid
Trading smiles for a helping hand, but it's fake
Acting's easy when you really understand your fate
Hey mother I love you please spare another dollar please
I know you that need it but I need something to eat
In my home
And thank you very very much for your help
I got it all by myself
Now...

[Verse 2]
But, I hate to ask
And I hate to think if I didn't hate math
I'd be in dorms or class not
Living in my car making (?)
And he said that he's clairvoyant and my music won't get...
[Verse 3]
Congratulations, I heard you're making music
Inside your parents attic bedroom or basement
And I heard that you might really rock stages
And I heard you might really fuck around and be famous
I heard the girl you like don't really like you back yeah
It makes sense but it's still pretty sad and
Sell some ounces like at least 2 grand and see
Who doesn't come around then
I heard you're tryna be famous
Wait, wait...
I mean like music's fun and its a great hobby but I think you should really try focusing on something that's gonna be more of a career
And you should just cool it
You should try to be a little bit cooler, smoother
Like they are like drake is cuz he is the savior and
Nas wrote the Bible when Pac was on top
I heard Cole got the vapor and
I heard you got a piece of your own huh
It's one in a million so pray that it's actually dope
Write a verse and pray that you actually get dope
Versus the 999 thousand who won't