[Narrator]
Hobo Johnson Loves a woman...
While running about the streets
Hobo Johnson needed money you see
So Mr. Johnson found employment, yes, employment you see
Therein Hobo Johnson met a woman, but
Not just any woman, a beautiful woman
A beautiful woman with a boyfriend
Hobo Johnson's favorite kind of woman, for some shitty reason
So Hobo Johnson did what he did best
Waited until the time was just right
After she gave a long beautiful explanation on why
Her boyfriend is an asshole sometimes, and slyly asks:"

[Chorus]
Aren't you Happy?
Go and be happy, why can you be sad?
Aren't you glad you'll never go back
To a world where everyone acts like that?
Aren't you happy?
Go and be happy, how can you be sad?
Aren't you glad you'll never go back
To a world where everyone acts like that?
Aren't you?

[Verse 1]
And maybe we'd drown
But at least it's in a pool we built and we filled
Together forever, waiting 'till the summer
And maybe we'd freak when its summer and
The weatherman says that the sun is never coming
But at least we have each other
And at least when we're cold we can be each other's sun
But I would tell you that the weatherman is fucking lying
I would reassure you that everything will end up fine
You know you know me best
And I know you know me best
Aren't you happy?
You deserve to be happy
So what's really happening?
Tears spout a glass shape and
[Chorus]
Aren't you happy?
Go and be happy, how can you be sad
Aren't you glad you'll never go back
To a world where everyone acts like that?
Aren't you happy?
Go and be happy, how can you be sad?
Aren't you glad you'll never go back
To a world where everyone acts like that?
Aren't you?

[Verse 2]
And maybe you'd see the sun
In the next town over, through the moon roof
In the new Range Rover that he bought last week
Cuz he just wants you to be happy like them
Look like they are
Loving Lady Luck gave you with an AR
And five chances you cop the slaug (?)
It isn't fair

[Bridge]
I'm so selfish, I can't help it
I can't go away
Like I'd be so selfless
I can't let this girl get inside my brain
Go and be happy, you deserve to be happy
Even if it's without me
Even if it's without me
I'm so selfish, I'm so selfish
I'm so selfish I can't help it
I'm so selfish, I'm so selfish
I can't let her go away
I'm so selfish, I'm so selfish
I'm so selfish, I know that
I'm so selfish, I'm so selfish
I can't let her go
[Verse 3]
Hi, says the girl with the bright eyes that pair pretty well
When she hits you with that soft smile
You can kinda tell, there's something going on but
She's like a skrillex song that never drops, she'll never talk
About the feelings that she felt today
That are kept inside of a fence, inside of a cage
Inside of a safe that's safe for her
Cuz they just hurt
And she don't know why the guy's onto her
I hope he's trying for it
Is he trying, God I hope I hope I hope
You're trying
God I hope you're trying
And

[Verse 4]
Tell me what do you want from me
I've been out here for the last few years and
Don't know where I'm going
And I'm still tryna own it
Tell me what do you wanna see
At what point do you think this shit is okay
That this shit is okay
What do you want in me?
How much more do you try to take?
Are you trying to take
[Outro]
Sometimes shit just don't work out like it's supposed to
And also sometimes stuff doesn't work out for like a fucking month in a row, or a year or whatever
And you can't stop until the fat bitch sings Figaro
Holds a perfect A note for 8 measures in a row
You gotta keep growing
I say it like I know it
And sometimes everything doesn't make sense
And it's crazy, it's crazy we live in this like crazy fucking world where bad shit happens all the time and then you gotta believe in like, a guy that you know, like lets that shit happen and that just doesn't make any sense to me. I think we personally gotta like, rethink how we do things most the time, I don't know. I'm not really one to be saying or talking all that but it's crazy, and we really need to figure that out as uh, like as uh, uh people. So that'd be cool, if we could do that
Those are crickets, and it's very ironic that they would do that now