[Narrator]
"Hobo Johnson has himself a dirty thirty...
So, she wants attention eh?
Hobo Johnson thinks he can give young thot almost at least 25 minutes of attention
So Hobo Johnson looks her dead in the eye, and says with his best James Dean impression:"

[Intro]
You know what time it is?
Approximately 1:30 in the motherfucking afternoon
That can only mean one thing, You's about to take your 30

[Chorus]
Woo, take your 30
Oh You's a dirty girl
Cuz I need loving
You need some sorta food
Take your 30
Oh you's a dirty girl
Cuz I need loving
You need some sorta food

[Verse 1]
I heard you're working an 8 hour shift
And that means you have a strait 30 minute break
In the middle of it so it's good
Cuz I'm not busy and you're not busy
So let's get busy in the back of my Civic
And I know you're hungry but see
Sometimes in our relationship you have to make sacrifices
Ask my dad and ask my mom about their vices
Left to my own devices, I'd be out in front of your work
With a turkey sandwich and my eyes big
Staring at my watch every minute, I get it
We have to stop in 25 minutes so you can clock in
Sure it's always give a 100 percent to her, oh wait
I'm finished
Ah my back, you know I got a bad back
You know I got a bad back
I don't know what to do now
[Chorus]
Woo, take your 30
Oh You's a dirty girl
Cuz I need loving
You need some sorta food
Take your 30
Oh you's a dirty girl
Cuz I need loving
You need some sorta food