[Chorus]
I'm closing my eyes and I am glad that I'm dead (Dead)
This heaven is weird because my Jesus is red (Red)
I hope that he sees me, 'cause I yearn for his touch (Touch)
Darling, I need you, Satan, my love
My love

[Verse 1]
I hope that he sees me
I hope that he needs me
I'm out in the crowd (Crowd)
I look at him, and he looks at me
And I smile

[Chorus]
Closing my eyes, glad that I'm dead
This heaven is weird and my Jesus is red
I hope that he sees me, I yearn for his touch
Darling, I need you, Satan, my love
My love

[Verse 2]
He walks up to me and then he says, "Hello" (Then what)
And then I stuck my tongue down his throat (Wait, what?)
And then he says, “I think we should go” (Wait, what?)
And then I say, “Maybe, I don’t know” (Wow)
And the next thing I know we are at his house for a while (Ooh, then what? Then what? Then what?)
And then I just smile (Ooh)
[Pre-Chorus]
Ending the night, onto the bed
So glad I'm here, so glad we met (Ooh)

[Chorus]
Closing my eyes, glad that I'm dead
This heaven is weird and my Jesus is red
I hope that he sees me, I yearn for his touch
Darling, I need you, Satan, my love

[Bridge]
Oh, shit, now we're getting in the sheets (Sheets)
Yeah, and then our bodies start to meet (Bodies start to meet)
Mine says, "Hello, hello, hello, hello"
Afterwards we ate halal, halal, halal
With a belly full of loose meat, I asked him, "What you see?"
And he said something cute and sweet
And then we kiss, we kissed, we kissed, we kissed, we kissed
We kissed so much that it starts to irritate my lips
Turns out I got extremely sensitive lips
I'm an extremely sensitive man
Sensitive man, ooh yeah

[Chorus]
I'm closing my eyes, glad that I'm dead
This heaven is weird and my Jesus is red
I hope that he sees me, I yearn for his touch
Darling, I need you, Satan, my love
[Outro]
Closing my eyes, glad that I'm dead
This heaven is weird, my Jesus is red