Hobo Johnson
Sorry I Can’t Look You In The Eyes
[Intro]
(This shit's for all my little weirdos eating by yourself at lunch
Ay, one day you may be a famous rapper)

[Chorus]
He said, "I'm sorry I can't look you in the eyes
There's something wrong with my mind"
I put my hand on his chest and I looked him in the eye
And said, "You're doing your best, my guy"

[Verse]
That's that existential dread
That's tears on your cheeks when you're tryna go to bed
That's an uncomfortable day, day instead
Of being happy in that dismal head
Oh, my fucking God
If someone asked—ha, oh, fuck
If someone asked me to have a positive outlook
I'mma positively put my fist in that nеck nook
That soft part between your neck and your chucking chest
Yеah

[Chorus]
He said, "I'm sorry I can't look you in the eye
There's something wrong with my mind"
I put my hand on his chest and I looked him in the eye
And said, "Jordan, at least you tried"
Let's go, yo, I'm sorry I can't look you in the eye!
There's something wrong with my mind!
He put his hand on my cheek and looked me in the eye
Bye, he walked into the night, oh, that's beautiful
Oh, I'm sorry I can't look you in the eye!
There's something wrong with my mind!
County clerk, waitress, cashier guy
I'm sorry I can't look you in the eye, you're beautiful