[Verse 1]
Better son, better son
I know I should have been a better son
Makes me feel like the one, the one
Surrey, surrey
Sat in the dark in his latter days
Makes me feel pretty strong, strong

[Chorus]
Ha ha, hey
Balling upon the laudanum
Ha ha, hey
Balling upon the laudanum
Ha ha, hey
Balling upon the laudanum
Ha ha, hey
Balling upon the laudanum

[Verse 2]
Murder, murder
You said you're too soft for murder
Makes you feel pretty strong, strong
Can't lay, can't lay
Mother of two kids from Adelaide
Makes you feel pretty strong, strong
[Chorus]
Ha ha, hey
Balling upon the laudanum
Ha ha, hey
Balling upon the laudanum
Ha ha, hey
Balling upon the laudanum
Ha ha, hey
Balling upon the laudanum

[Verse 3]
Medicine, medicine
I know that I need some medicine
But it won't make me feel strong, strong
Holiday, holiday
I know you want to go on holiday
But it won't make you feel strong, strong