[Intro]
This song is for [?]

Yeah!

[Verse 1]
My friend is so depressed
He wishes he was dead
I swam inside his head
And this is what he said

Help me
Help me
Won’t someone set me free?
There’s no right side of the bed
With a body like mine and a mind like mine

[Verse 2]
My friend is so depressed
She wanted to have sex
I pissed in the kitchen sink
As she slowly undressed

No way
No way
We never shall decay
We won’t last five fucking minutes
With a body like mine and a mind like mine
[Chorus]
I guess this is as far as we goes
I guess this is as far as we go
I guess this is as far as we go
I guess this is...

[Verse 3]
My friend is so depressed
He wishes he was dead
I swam inside his head
And this is what he said

Help me
There’s no right side of the bed
With a body like mine and a mind like mine

[Verse 4]
My friend is so depressed
...to have sex
I pissed in the kitchen sink
As she slowly undressed

No way
No way
We never shall decay
We won’t last five fucking minutes
With a body like mine and a mind like mine
[Chorus]
I guess this is as far as we go
I guess this is as far as we go
I guess this is as far as we go
I guess this is as far as we go
I guess this is as far as we go
I guess this is as far...

Yeah-ee, yeah-ee, yeah-ee, yeah
Yeah-ee, yeah-ee, yeah
Yeah-ee, yeah-ee, yeah
Yeah-ee, yeah-ee, yeah

I guess this is as far as we go
I guess this is as far as we go

[Outro]
My friend is so depressed