(Carly Simon/Andy Goldberg)

I'm the most dangerous person in this room
The way you look
I could do some damage to myself
It's your heart against mine
And I fear I may capsize
I'm operating without a license
But I'm willing to pay the price
'Cause you're just so easy
You've so damned easy on the eyes

You turn your face
The two sides don't synchronize
You've nothing like anyone I've ever seen before
If I'm staring at you then I apologize
You defy every rule I've learned
But still I've never been half so turned on
And you're just so easy
You've so damned easy on the eyes

Handsome's not a word that comes to mind
But I'd have to be blind to try and minimize
How easy you are on the eyes
Easy on the eyes
In my vertigo
You're easy on the eyes
From head to toe
You've so easy on the eyes
I'm operating without a license
But I'm willing to pay the price
And you're just so easy
You've just so damn easy on the eyes