[Verse 1]
Well you walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped beneath one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror
And you watched yourself a lot
And all the boys dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, yeah

[Verse 2]
Well you had me several years ago
When I was still quite naïve
You said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams, there were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, yeah

[Verse 3]
Well I heard that you went off to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
And then you chartered a leer jet to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Yeah, you're always where you should be and
When you're not you're with some underworld spy
Or your best friend's boyfriend, your best friend's boyfriend, yeah