[Verse 1]
Strut by as I sing my song
Bought a fresh pair of kicks from a shrimp named Sean
I'm lookin’ good outta Booyah Base
My friends are here too and we all look ace
So I head to the tower lobby
I’m all geared up, just lookin' for a party
And when my friends hop on, we all dive in

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I’ll paint the town in different hues
Cover my tracks with my own goo
Please take this gift from me to you
And shoot, and shoot, shoot
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot

[Chorus]
All the splatter formed a pattern, a pattern on the floor
And the floor, formed an ocean, an ocean that’s at war
All the fighting, it’s exciting, and now let’s check the score
We’re going hard in the paint
We're going hard in the paint

[Verse 2]
Round 2, still plenty to do
'Cuz my squid squad’s back and our gears retooled, alright
On the TV, guess who I see
Callie and Marie (stay fresh!)
Heh, as if I needed the suggestion
I’m so raw, I can never be ingested
New turf, new surf, new perks
And an old-school attitude, tentacles radical
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Carry the team, carry a tune
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose
Each afternoon, we play Splatoon
And shoot, and shoot, shoot
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot

[Chorus]
All the splatter formed a pattern, a pattern on the floor
And the floor, formed an ocean, an ocean that’s at war
All the fighting, it’s exciting, and now let’s check the score
We’re going hard in the paint

[Verse 3]
Yeah my finger pulled the trigger
And the trigger it went pitter
And the pitter turned to patter
And the batter turned to splatter
And the splatter formed a pattern that made everybody scatter
Cuz' the pattern was in tatters, but it really doesn’t matter
Cuz' the lotion formed an ocean
And the ocean had commotion
But the currents never current, when the lotion is in motion
And the pavement is repainted, so the paintings always changing
But the paint is never drying, so your team just keeps on trying
[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
All the splatter formed a pattern, a pattern on the floor
And the floor, formed an ocean, an ocean that’s at war
All the fighting, it’s exciting, and now let’s check the score
We’re going hard in the paint