[Verse 1]
Baldi waves at me, says "Welcome to my schoolhouse!"
"All you have to do is get all of my math problems right!"
First it seems like no big deal, this math is easy!
Baldi what went wrong with the screen?
Baldi what does this problem mean?
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
All was well until I got one of the math problems wrong!
Now he's frowning, and I think he wants to hurt me!
Baldi, when are you gonna teach?
Baldi, why you gotta be mean?
All I need to do is collect 7 notebooks!
But Baldi's chasing me- he's raging, racing straight down the hall!
Baldi's basically insane- I need an exit!
Baldi, how are you gaining speed?
Baldi, why you gotta be mean?

[Chorus 1]
Baldi's basics- can you find the notebooks?
Lock the door, then round the corner
Use the scissors, cut the cord
Use the quarter on the soda
Push him back, then do it over
Baldi's basics- can you find an exit?
Characters in random order
Corridors adorned in posters
After school survival horror
Lockers, lunches, chocolates, chalkboards (Roll call!)
[Verse 2]
Playtime!
Wants you to jump 1-2-3-4-5 times
I wanna play with someone!
1st prize!
Wants to hug you for all of eternity
Will you marry me?
Principal of the thing!
Says no running in halls, or detention for you
When will you learn?
It's a bully!
I'm gonna take your candy!
He removes an item randomly from your inventory
Arts and crafters!
He's a sock that teleports you to the start
I'm jealous of your 7 notebooks!
Gotta sweep!
Needs no introduction
It's sweeping time! Gotta sweep, sweep, sweep!

[Break]
1 notebook
2 notebooks
3 notebooks
4 notebooks
5 notebooks
6 notebooks
7 notebooks
Congratulations!
[Verse 3]
All I need to do is get out while I still can!
His ruler's cracking, smacking, whacking!
Help me, I'm gonna die!
I can almost see the blue sky out the window!
Baldi, why you gotta be mean?
Baldi, won't you let me go free?!

[Chorus 2]
Baldi's basics- can you find the notebooks?
Lock the door, then round the corner
Use the scissors, cut the cord
Use the quarter on the soda
Push him back, then do it over
Baldi's, basics- can you find an exit?
In the code, there's something broken
There are secrets, still unspoken
He hears every door you open

[Outro]
I hear math that bad!