Daddyphatsnaps
Pewd Diss Track
[Chorus: Bonecage]
Aight, Felix, are you smell like fish?
How the stupid ass Swede getting rich like this?
A JK, I like PewDiePie!
JK again, fuck PewDiePie!
[Verse: Daddyphatsnaps]
Who am I? Just call me the guy
Dissing PewDiePie, didn't want to do it, really truly I
Don't enjoy breaking up this down, but a challenge was presented
So I'mma break this down unaffected
'Bout to be in everybody's YouTube recommended
So Wall Street Journal take notes and collect it
The Notorious Snaps, king of the diss tracks
Coming at you, when I don't need ten to convince that
Teen ten? More like teen ten minutes
And by the time I'm done, I'm like Marcia - I'm glad it's finished
Unoriginal, I've seen the same video
Time and time again on your page like here we go
Laugh or lose? Come on, PewDie, really though?
Literally you laughs every time, there's a silly joke
What's the point? You're struggling for content?
So you say make a diss track, what a contest?
I make the fans make videos maroons
They can do the work, then I reupload it back to you
And I gotta give you credit, you're a clever dude
Why? 'Cause I'm writing this track now, you better choose
Daddyphatsnaps, or I'll smack you in the kneecaps
I'm your worst nightmare, triple badass three pack
Run up in your house, then you told no bother
And put them on the side of the road and play froggers
Can't watch another one, I'm getting nauseous, it's
Gotta be that ratty beard, maybe it's the frosted tips
Oh well, Jacksepticeye is lit
And he's making stuff way better than you ever did
So send your army, I'm ready for the masses
Master with the verbs, the professor teaching classes
The best fists are on the web, and you know this
And if you don't agree, then your teeth will meet the BroFist
[Chorus: Bonecage]
Aight, Felix, are you smell like fish?
How the stupid ass Swede getting rich like this?
A JK, I like PewDiePie!
JK again, fuck PewDiePie!
Aight, Felix, I mean PewDiePie!
And you're a grown ass lad with a voice so high
A JK, I like PewDiePie!
JK again, fuck PewDiePie!
[Outro: Bonecage]
PewDie-PewDiePie eats his own poop, own poop
PewDie-PewDiePie eats his own poop, own poop