[Verse 1: The Community]
Yo Deej, I'm really quite angry
Been playing Destiny Two like every day lately
Where do I begin? Let me start with Shadergate
These are dark times like the lining in a Vader cape
You flipped the whole script, made 'em all consumables
Now I gotta grind through the Strikes and the Crucible
I can never stop playing, thumbs are worn to cuticles
You keep this up, Bungie, Destiny will be your funeral

[Verse 2: Deej]
About a week ago people said thе game was great
And like sеven days later they're where's the end game?
Internet crusaders picking shaders as the topic
That's the biggest problem in the game so chaotic
Totally ruining the experience, clear it is
Something that will keep you up at night and staring delirious
In the mirror, like "Who am I?" Are you really serious?
Play the game - the internet can make you delirious

[Verse 3: The Community]
Play the game? What game? I've ran out of content!
A simple man - I see a hate thread, and I comment
The latest thread on Reddit says I don't really get it
I shot Ghaul with a Khovostov and shred him
Then I beat the Raid, now what am I to do?
I played five hours today, I'd like another two
This is Destiny One with Polish on the shoe
Say game, say name, and you winning attitude
[Verse 4: Deej]
I'm really very glad you are focused on the value
I'll use an old argument and try to rationale you
Let say we spend sixty hours in the game
That's like one dollar an hour, the value is insane
We're making updates, some strikes and new Raids
And we are always moving forward to the goal of decade
Can not always satisfy everyone who plays
But we're doing something right 'cause we're growing everyday
Complain about Destiny One, but on your profile
Hundred thousand hours logged, que to a slow smile

[Verse 5: The Community]
Trials of Osiris? No, Trials of the Midas
It's cancerous a virus with a little hepatitis
Crucible is now team shot at its finest
Instantly a death when you're poking out an iris

[Verse 6: Deej]
So why would you poke out an iris if you knew
They were waiting around the corner for you, what are they to do?
Sit there, saying this isn't fair, there's four of us and one of him
We should wait here for his other friends!

[Verse 7: The Community]
How about the time to kill, it is terrible
Queuing up solo in the game is barely bearable
I don't even do it, it is so ridiculous
Everytime I do is like I'm coming down with syphilis
[Verse 8: Deej]
Ridiculous? No, what is ridiculous is hearing this
I remember reading the forums with crystal vividness
"Bungie, please, these weapons are OP!
I mean jeez! How can you handle abilities?
Where you toss a grenade right in their vicinity's
And it leaves you with a sliver of health mobility
On the Titan, having the lowest agilities
And they still move faster than me, how can it be?"
You said you wanted more cinematics - we gave you (check)
You said the villains were a tad static - we made two
Did everything you asked in the past
Man, it's funny - you make a change, and they still hate you
Now it is time for the sequel - Take Two
And you're on the forums fiending for another breakthrough
Got your Haterade, and your palms, they are drawn
Ready to type, keyboard warrior is on
But at the end of the day you're still gonna play
And no matter what you say, it will never take away
The fact that you love us, it is really quite true
And nobody in the industry can do it like we do, huh

[Outro]
Cosmo? Cosmo? Deej, when I'm going like fan in Destiny Two, so say something, I got this tracks all up in Bungie ass queue, I'm ready