[Intro]
Now Ajit calm down, OK? I personally thought the video made was hilarious! I mean a Harlem Shake them? Brilliant! Nah, man, nah, they out here hating on me, man, I mean why do I need to explain anything? I won! You know what these people want Is something real, and I'mma give it to 'em

[Verse]
Boohoo little children, you thought you ruled the internet
I saw those silly waivers, you thought it mattered, incorrect
Hello, I'm Ajit, Mister I will never take defeat
Never needed peeps, Mister Benjamin is my relief
Got Verizon money, can you hear me now? You're so intrigued
Didn't know about me, now you're listening in disbelief
Now your internet is mine, and the goal achieved
And I can proceed to conceive this Ajit regime
And what about the corporations who will block providers?
From throttling my speeds when I'm searching my desires
Nobody, little punk, that's exactly the intentions
But I'll make some corny videos for padding my deceptions
Here's a list of things that you can do with Net Neutrality
Like punt a baby if you didn't like its personality
Harlem Shaking on the haters, dabbing on them raw
Then I go into your closet, and I Instagram your drawers
Put them Hershey squirts up, so everyone can see
Under a premium fee, so it monetizes me
Checks and balances are as good as my allowance is
Pay up, and I'll cure your internet paralysis
FCC
Soul is so empty
And we're so testy
Sniping so Wesley
Hitting low testis
Wanna go best me?
You don't know messy
If you puff your chest, G!
I wonder what the Misses' will think when Brazzer memberships
Are 'scowering your internet bill, should I mention it?
Knowledge equals power, and I'm swimming in advantages
'Cause I'm who manages, those others selling you the packages
Watch it start slow, then sprinkle in those additives
Before you know it paywalls, no matter what the passage is
King of the internet, you're messing with a beast
Took the whole "Pai", didn't even leave you peasants with a piece!