Daddyphatsnaps
Area 51 Rap
[Intro: Daddyphatsnaps]
Hey dad, remember that time when you said you raid an Area Fifty One? Can you tell me about that story? I wanna hear about all the cool things you did growing up, I'm so curious like, what was in there?

[Verse 1: Daddyphatsnaps]
So I was just chilling at the crib
Spitting out bars and some mad adlibs
Ain't nobody rapping with a flow like me
I said, then a buddy said: "Hold up, D
Daddyphatsnaps your flow is nifty, son
But have you heard the alien in Fifty One?
Nah, crash landed to Earth, a mistake
With nothing but a mic, FL and mixtape
Authorities arrived on the scene and played
But the lyrics that they heard, it would melt their brain
So they locked him away, and they thrеw the key
He is on anothеr level than you and me"
Nah, one day I'mma battle him
With the bars that will straight dismantle him
Then everyone will know I'm the greatest
Gonna straight clap those cheeks to the anus, pause

[Chorus: Bonecage]
We say yes, and the man says nope
They got guns, but we are woke as fu-
'Get about it, life's too short
Everyone gang up and storm that fort
If we don't get cuffed or wound up dead
Meet a little gray dude with a big ol' head
We say yes, and the man says nope
They got guns, but we are woke!
[Verse 2: Daddyphatsnaps]
Then I heard on a Facebook chat
From my grandma, they were gonna raid that camp
One point two gonna storm the gate
So I already knew, boy, this was fate
Need to practice my verses, when I go versus
Everything I say, wordplay so perfect
So I packed up, and I grab my camera
'Cause the whole world had to see me go bananas
Grandma tried to say on the way out
Be careful, then I smacked her mouth
I don't need help, I'm a beast with this
If anyone scared, it should be this prick
In reality, I was mistaken
Bars from another world left me shaken
It could've been worse, could've lost a life
Let me tell you 'bout that one cold fateful night

[Chorus: Bonecage]
We say yes, and the man says nope
They got guns, but we are woke as fu-
'Get about it, life's too short
Everyone gang up and storm that fort
If we don't get cuffed or wound up dead
Meet a little gray dude with a big ol' head
We say yes, and the man says nope
They got guns, but we are woke!
[Verse 3: Daddyphatsnaps]
So I showed up late, and the gate was broken
With another million people who were claiming woke, then
Spit a few bars, and the guards fell hard
Passed out, they had never heard bars that charred
Lit 'em all up like a large Charizard, but the mission
Was put it on the PA system
Take them all out with lyrics written
Or go off the top, and just stack the victims
Already on a roll, so the words flow
By the time I said hey everybody died, oh
Got into the cell, where they kept him
Then said I'mma get all in your rectum, pause
But I went to flow, and I got locked up
Couldn't speak one word, and my jaw shut up
Room started spinning like I'm drugged with toxin
Then he stood up, started pop and lock in
I was transfixed by the moves so smooth
Then he started beatboxing to make a groove
Popping and locking, and now beatboxing
I thought what else can he do with that noggin?
Then I heard the words in my head so clear
It said: "I've read every single verse in here
You got pretty dope lines actually
It's sad to see that you are no match for me
Man, they built a whole facility to capture me
I've been pimping every planet in the galaxy
And I'm locked in here 'cause the raps so fleek
'Cause the government knows I will clap those cheeks"
Then the room got bright, I thought I was dead
Opened up my eyes, I was in bed
Thought it was a dream, but my ass was branded
Damnit, he clapped it and left a handprint
[Outro: Daddyphatsnaps]
Uh, I'm going to bed