[Chorus: Divide]
We've been waiting for this moment
The final opponent
Collecting the components
TO END HUMANITY!
[Verse 1: Captain America (JT Music)]
The first avenger, represent
Show your elders some respect
I've fought Nazis and robots
And I've kept the gods in check
Hey, Thor, is Mjolnir light?
I got a heart of gold - I can hold it, right?
Became a super soldier overnight
I was skin and bone, now all my clothes are tight
I don't need a cape or hood
To cease Thanos' reign for good
You can break the S.H.I.E.L.D. or take my shield
This is Roger's neighborhood
Yo, Tony, me and your dad go back
We should be making up
These stars and stripes will have your back
Even when they're stained in blood
[Verse 2: Bucky Barnes (Ashtin Larold)]
So, the mad Titan's here
And he got around to running his mouth off
I'mma hit him with a right, then a left
'Cause I got the ultimate southpaw
I got the homie, Steve, to cover me
The blows will just bounce off
Fell asleep for a minute but I'm back
And I'm looking for someone to pound on
I ain't scared of your jewelry
You ain't fooling me 'cause
I've got a titanium arm
You came to fight with a glove
You'll feel my might when I punch
I'll put a hole in your head
Forget black and blue - I'mma beat you
'Til that skull turns red
[Verse 3: Black Widow (Halocene)]
Time for you to say goodnight
The sun is getting real low
Shock you with the widow's bite
Now you moving real slow
How does it feel
Knowing you could never take us?
Put on my steel-toes
Stompin' purple balls' grape nuts
Romanoff! Double agent
Highly trained assassin
That means I'll stab you in your back
And you won't know what happened
Tony, Thor, and Captain
Gonna leave you blue and blackened
Avengers, assemble
You know my crew is never lacking
[Verse 4: Hawkeye (Ben Schuller)]
Set my sights
Pull back and let it rip
Say goodnight
Once you've been targeted
Not long since I been gone
But a quick thought of me out of retirement
Has got your heart rate faster
Than these arrows I been firing
Said I was out of this rumble
Even though I was top of my game
But Thanos here looking for trouble
You know they been calling my name
So load it up
On this ride 'til the fun stops
Better run for cover, yeah
'Cause I only need one shot
[Verse 5: Spiderman (GameboyJones)]
Peter Parker picked some people
Plotting poison on my peeps
Packed a painful punch and placed it
Parallel between his cheeks
Planned to pop this poser, problems
Now you see the pertinence
Penalize the perpetrator
Press him, pound him - permanent
Adolescent but I'm mad effective
Spiderman on the web - yeah, I'm that connected
Thanos, ain't nobody want you here
You just popped up, kinda like a bad erection
I don't like your face
I'm 'bout to go up on the high rise
And kick you off the web
Just like disconnected WiFi
[Verse 6: Falcon (Azerrz)]
I'm about to swoop in
And commence to battling
You about to get
Pimp-slapped with a metallic wing
I'm flying at you, make yo' head ring
Me and Redwing
Poppin' shots in your direction
Let the lead sling
You cannot get me up here
You cannot fly with a falcon
We got you shakin' in fear
Yeah, you about to get outdone
Face it
You just a lame with a glove
When the missiles come down
Justice rains from above, squad
[Verse 7: Black Panther (NemRaps)]
Look at his chin
Get this dude some lotion
Smacked in the face with my Bugatti spaceship
You bruised and broken
Dressed in all black like the omen
Come for the king, run for your life
Now you want to kill? I can't condone it
Now you gotta face a good opponent
Wakand-of villain are you?
The one that's not too clever
I'll have you on your knees
Screaming, "Wakanda forever"
You do not know the way
You do not get to speak
You may be cold as ice
But, understand, I never freeze
[Verse 8: Scarlet Witch (AngelMelly)]
Grab a straight jacket fast
Because this guy's insane
Energy blast to face
I'm about to fry your brain
Climb inside your mind
With my psionic powers
Light flash will leave you blind for hours
Cower, cry and lie in pain
Now, tap out
Telekinetically giving your arm a twist
The Sokovian conjurer
Known as Scarlet Witch
My red magic slash
Lacerate your cartilage
And lay you down to sleep
Then you will truly know God exists
[Verse 9: Vision (TryHardNinja)]
Through the smoke around us
I could see your vision clearly
We're the ones that have to be strong
While the world is weeping
On the side of life
We fight to save what we hold dearly
Shield the universe in all-out war
It won't be easy
Heroes are flooding the skies
We persevere to survive (survive)
Better together, we work
Harder, our power combined (combined)
Guarding and standing on watch
Our people won't be deprived (no!)
War left us all in the dark
We will assemble the light
[Verse 10: Dr. Strange (Dan Bull)]
Not a hero - I'm a neurosurgeon
But I had to stop, my hands really hurting
So, I'm heading to Kamar Taj
It's hidden with camouflage
Shamballa, the ancient one
Is it manna or mana? Am I saying it wrong?
I'll know through focus, meditation
Clothed in my new cloak of levitation
It's Stephen Strange, looking pimp in this suit
As seasons change in an infinite loop
Just think there is you and then, there's me
Trapped in this moment endlessly
Dormammu, I've come to bargain
Dormammu, I've come to bargain
Dormammu, I've come to bargain
'Til I've done my bars, and then, I'm departing
[Chorus: Divide]
We've been waiting for this moment
The final opponent
Collecting the components
TO END HUMANITY!
[Verse 11: Iron Man (NoneLikeJoshua)]
(I am
Iron Man)
See me leading the Avengers to be triumphant
Hearing Thanos play a tiny violin
Yeah he's sad 'cause he knows that we gon' fight to win
I'm a scientist, so I'll find a plan
Shoot a beam then Thor is gonna smash 'em with the Hulk
I'm taggin' the Captain America with Spiderman, uh
Want infinity stones? See the shine on my hand
More money than the entire clan
Hit you with magazines, not from my gun
But the ones with my face inside of them
You'd be canned
I could tell you insecure like the size of an ant
Man, step back when the arc reacts
And talk to the hand when I'm firing
[Verse 12: War Machine (Zack Boucher)]
Okay, I heard about
You torturing beings
Unfortunate, seems you think
That you're the Lord of the Rings
Hold up, War Machine'll
Leave you shaking, rattled and scarred
I'm coming at you with way more guns
Than a national guard
Blasting your balls with about
A thousand rounds of ammunition
My shoulder cannons chop your head in half
You making split decisions
Don't waste your breath
The Avengers, we the safest bet
If you take a step, then you will
Really have a date with death
[Verse 13: Star-Lord (Cam Steady)]
Starlord back in business
Drop another awesome mix
Your ego like a planet
Think it's time it's blown to bits
Bruce-Willis-looking prick
Hundred percent a dick
For someone so uptight
You'd be like, really, into fists
Relax my team, I'll blast this fiend
Like I stopped Ronan's slaughter
This galaxy is backed by me
A-hole, don't even bother
Groovin', no one's hotter
And I know shitty fathers
So don't hate on the Quill
Just 'cause the Peter in your daughter
[Verse 14: Rocket Racoon (Defmatch)]
Galaxy, we're guarding it
Guardians tear your cartilage
You don't want any part of it
Aiming straight for the heart of them
Hey, pardon me, but Thanos
Has his five finger rings out
Use my five finger discount
Got these fire triggers inbound
And you are not a douche, guy
I used my wrong eye
Didn't I? Got to learn
To wink right, give me time
I was bio-engineered
Broke out of cryo - commandeer
The nearest vessel, just to pilot it
Violently up your rear
[Verse 15: Drax the Destroyer (AaronFrasherNash)]
Hahahaha...
Who are we killing today?
Quill, why are the people
Of your home planet so ugly?
And when does the fighting begin?
I'm bored and hungry
Thanos gonna take a loss
Against walking thesaurus
'Cause I come from a fam ripped apart
Taking down Ronan was just a start
They say I live for revenge
But that's not true - sometimes, I laugh
And sometimes, I can be sentimental
The other day I called Mantis beautiful
I wanna say a few words before this battle
We're all gonna die, there's no hope in hell
[Verse 16: Gamora (Emily Amber)]
Feels like I been waiting
For this moment forever
Couldn't be better, the day
We send you down to the nether
Where you belong, I was just a kid
You made me a weapon
Now I'm back for my revenge
You best not be forgetting
I'm an assassin
And, this time, I got a whole team
Watch your limbs - don't wanna
Get cut off by a talking tree
[Verse 17: Teen Groot (The8thHawk)]
I am Groot!
I am Groot!
I am Groot!
I am Groot!
(Woah Language Mister)
[Verse 18: Ant-Man (Bonecage)]
Small as a dot on the wing of a bee
On the back of a slightly larger bee
On the bill of a duck on the back of a horse
What was the question again?
Oh, yeah, "am I small?" Well, you could say that
Small like a man who's an ant, or an ant who's a man
To be honest, I don't understand
Gonna kick your ass anyway
[Verse 19: Hulk (LeverSlaysDragons)]
Careful how you move around me
You don't wanna see Bruce turn green
If I lose my cool you gon' feel that heat
You gon' free that beast inside
I'm not the one you really wanna try
I'd advise that you run and hide when my Jekyll side's rage starts to rise
If you wanna feel defeat, I'll oblige
Step up to me to meet your demise
Thanos
Now you're the source of my agitation
Better hope I go under sedation
Better hope I take up meditation
'Cause I got no patience
You got no chance
Green grouch 'bout to take out the trash
No romance, just tryna smash
[Verse 20: Thor (FabvL)]
Uh
So what's a king to a lizard?
Purple skin is tainted by
The gems you failed to deliver
A crooked sinner, couldn't stack up
If you gathered a horde
Fall onto your knees
Bow down to the hammer of Thor
Everybody wanna get it going
But I'm flowing through the battle like it's easy breezy
Loki would've been a better fight
For the second time - come and have a go, looking measly
Drop you harder
Than your mother did, pathetic
Smash you with the snap of my fingers
I'll come make you regret it, huh
[Verse 21: Thanos (Daddyphatsnaps)]
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe
But this does put a smile on my face
Petulant child
Evident now, you ready to bow
It's arrogant how
You believe you're relevant, wow
Malevolent vow
To proceed to level and plow
Half of the universe
But first, just you, it hurts
Infinity stones
All capabilities grown
I'm all powerful and breaking
Every miserable bone
Every citizen including
The Avenger Initiative
Can't do anything - I'm taking
All your hope and I'm killing it
And that will be the story
Of you - you all died
It was all pride, gotta admit
That you all tried
What did you expect?
I only court death
You can get that break
'Cause this is your last breath
[Chorus: Divide]
We've been waiting for this moment
The final opponent
Collecting the components
We've been waiting for this moment
The final opponent
Collecting the components
TO END HUMANITY!
[Verse 22: Deadpool (Rockit Gaming)]
Knock knock, it's your favorite Merc with a mouth
Dropping my verse like balls in your mouth
Yeah, I know that's not right
But it wasn't cool not giving me an invite
To the team, you know?
The new Avengers movie, that's what I mean
Well fuck it, I'm gonna come in anyways
And lay some sick rhymes
'Cause I'm gonna be a YouTube star, okay?
Is this the part where I ask them to smash the like, and leave a comment, or...?
Gross face burnt like toast
Revenge is what I want most
I'm cleaning up the east coast
I eat these streets like beef roast
Wait shit, what was my next line?
Am I out of time?