Daddyphatsnaps
Spider-Man Rap
[Verse]
Hey there guys it's the
Neighborhood Spiderman
Making you pay the Pied Piper
A stealth striker
Have you ever had a sky high high Five
Catching these hands from a sky dive
Yup that's me in the red suit
White eyes wide eyes
Why'd I choose such a tight thighed outfit
So you see the glutes when I glide by
Making Mary Jane swoon on my sidelines
Doing this ocho years
Swinging through so-ho
Kingpin rule was a no go
But he kept coming back
Mode like a yo-yo
'Til I said no, no ho then I throw bows
Running this solo
Locking up foes by the boatload
Hit em with the Spiderman logo
Peter Parker got my own code
Never taking low roads
Except making dough off of photos
Selfies need the help jeez
When I help peeps
It don't pay nothing
I live off the press leaks
Too good at my own job
It's a slow week
But I gotta new foe now
So there's no peace
Go deep into sweep mode
Every known street
Shuttering in fear with cronies so dopey
Have em all saying "Jeez Holy Moly I'm so weak and he's a beast its bologna"
You wanted to make me a vigilante
Let me up the ante
Go ahead ban me
I would like to see what would happen gladly
If I disappeared and they attack your family
What's 5-0 gonna do against Venom? Shoot him?
L-O-L go ahead let 'em
All you gonna do is upset him
And then you're gonna call me like "Go get him"
Felons
Got 'em in check
Chill I do this gliding through the city
With a butter like smoothness
Smell the tulips take your two lips
Shut 'em up
Unless you wanna sub little Buttercup
Run the other way
When the Spiderman running up
Tuck your guns
Are you really that dumb? Enough
Might be 23 but I guarantee
Got old man strength
Sieze any enemy, readily
Better be knowing Mr Fisk
Was the very first trip on the Nixing list
I'm blitzing swift whip with a hissing kick
Split ya lip quick you won't know what hit
Got abilities that you've never seen
The agility on the mic the epitome literally
Go ahead and turn your back on the Spider
But don't call me when you need a fighter
[Chorus]
What you gonna do now huh?
What you gonna do now huh?
What you gonna do
What you gonna do
When I don't come for you, oooh
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