I think I overhead you were looking for a weapon

I'm the xur nice of you the check in

Listen I'm an exotic arms seller

I only sell the best inventory straight stellar

A Titan like you, man you need heavy hitters

How about a shotty for when juggernaut triggers

Imagine the twitch crowds calling you the victor

And the People retweetin massacres on Twitter

Dealing with another it's Rock Paper Scissors

Who's knows what'll happen with me its all winners

Don't leave it up to chance and get another split shifter

Strange coins only, I don't take glimmer

So what you wanna buy I'm your main outfitter
Don't believe the rumors. I'm not a gold digger

I'm only here to help not worried bout figures

Now hurry up and buy Sunday I'm out killa



Whoah listen here buddy, there's plenty other options

And by options I mean me my auctions

Are like an investment, you give me the funds

And every week I supply you with new guns

Then you have the competition, mr. heavy ammo synth

Good in year one but year two, not hackin it

Everybody has what you got stop spamming it

I’ll buy all your inventory quick then dismantle it

But really man xur, what is your purpose
You hitting a depression, it sucks to be worthless

And the bars that I’m spitting today, straight furnace

So go head and choose man pick your main service



Hm your funny, let’s see If I remember

Memory lane, launch date in September

You sold the worst weapons, were the worst vendor

Then you got a revamp, but you should know better

Even at your best, your still legendary

I got the top tier, enjoy secondary

Your weapon library, is straight blueberry

Your no adversary, and this could get hairy

Lets have a gun fight, pull a Judith D
I’ll grab a last word…see if you can duel with me

Your lost in this world, your really don’t know who to be

Stepping on my turf, I’ll shut you down brutally



Yea I got a revamp, happy that you noticed

You missed one main point, maybe you should focus

I have admit you have a nice stock

But does it really matter when the same guns drop

And you have three of coins, and the glass needles

That’s all your good for now, knock you off your steeple

My pdx 45 will have you in the fetal

Position, my mission leave you feeling feeble

So listen, xur I'm the man of the people

And every Wednesday I got them all feeling gleeful

So I'll put you out of your misery quick, real peaceful

Cus I'm the fecal, don't even try to see me in the sequel