Daddyphatsnaps
Beerus Rap
[Verse 1]
You really think you're about this life?
Let me see you talk smack when I smack your wife
I'm a God, I don't ask, I take
And I'm tasked with fate, make your ass get faint
I'm a beast with a catlike face
How fitting, I'm the God of the man like apes
Whis, real quick, should I ram my breaks?
Let me go a little further, I'mma ramp my stakes
Listen, it was right before the dream of your mom
Had a vision of a man who was Super Saiyan God
I can see it so clear when the dream smoke cleared
Had to find this man, or my name ain't Beer-
-us, the man that I saw was fearlеss
Could it be a real challengе for the peerless?
Well, we gon' see
Better knuckle up quick for a real OG

[Chorus]
Do it large, bow to the man in charge
Oh, you meant no harm? I'mma snap that arm
I'mma smack your broad, I'mma crack your jaws
Then I'll burn your planet to ash, on God
Wait, on God? That's on me
So I swear on me, I'mma rock that weave
We can box on three, I don't play not once
Blow you and everyone on this planet up
[Interlude]
Man, Whis, these fools just really don't get it, man, like I'm a God, you know what I'm saying, I'm a God! Well, I'm 'bout to show 'em

[Verse 2]
So this is your best? Well, you're all looking raggedy
When I start murdering, man, don't be mad at me
World in my fist, so you gotta be kidding
You're fighting a God, and you're sending in Krillin?
I'm smacking your tricks and not breaking a sweat
And I gave you some chances to come in correct
And you're throwing these second tier fighters to rep?
I should blow up your planet from lack of respect
I'mma show you who you messing with, your squad ain't even relevant
How do I put this delicate? You're a bitch
I'm petulant, got anger on the gas, and I'm revving it
Throw you and all your relatives in a ditch
I could sneeze, and then turn you into sediment
Your Saiyan arrogance is gonna lead to your detriment
You are weak, but you bet I got the medicine
Blow your ass up, supernova looking elegant
Who brought the chorus in? I tell you when I'm finished
If you interrupt again, I promise, you will see my limits
You're sipping on my lemonade, I'm talking 'bout the lemons
If you get ahead again, I'll separate you from the living
It's like the pudding all over, all I wanted was a bite
And you had the nerve to swerve me, then I must fight
See? Now I got it all out
Go ahead and bring the chorus in, turn it up loud
[Chorus]
Do it large, bow to the man in charge
Oh, you meant no harm? I'mma snap that arm
I'mma smack your broad, I'mma crack your jaws
Then I'll burn your planet to ash, on God
Wait, on God? That's on me
So I swear on me, I'mma rock that weave
We can box on three, I don't play not once
Blow you and everyone on this planet up

[Outro]
Hey, Whis, you think they got the message? Should I have to beat someone again? I ain't gonna go so easy, I'mma clap those cheeks!