[Intro]
Alright, settle down, settle down, welcome, welcome to the tournament of champions, are you guys ready for the battle of the century? One Punch Man versus Goku, go

[Verse 1: Saitama]
Oh wow, he can really take a punch
Ate it for lunch, without even making a fuss
What a rush, finally partaking in crushing
Somebody who isn't shaking at us

[Verse 2: Goku]
Oh jeez, I can tell he isn't full strength
Power level off the charts, keep an arms length
Distance, better move quick, make him miss fists
Gotta outwit this balding twit misfit

[Verse 3: Saitama]
Didn't give you the credit that you desеrve
I had heard you werе legend, but I don't prefer words
I'm so bored waiting to challenge a real foe
So let's go towards, battle and rattle until enamel
Is falling out on the gravel, an animal when I grapple
And rattling off scrapping with someone of my caliber
Making me feel matador like the red flag, it is waving
Heart racing, ready to drop challengers

[Verse 4: Goku]
You must not know me
Been in Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, GT
S U P E R, come see me
C E L L, Majin and Friez
All met their end at the hands of G, OK
You better run away, ay
All I can say is the best have tried
Hey, you can go lay where the rest have died
[Verse 5: Saitama]
Well, now you're rocking with the best, a lie
If you thinking there is anyone better than I

[Verse 6: Goku]
Not a lie, I'm the best of all
How you gonna wear the crown when your head is bald?

[Interlude: Saitama]
Wait, wait, what did you call me? You said I was bald? Ooh!

[Verse 7: Saitama]
Good Lord, I'm coming at full force
With the bull horns, make you splinter like wood doors
Here's a real punch, I'm telling you, dodge this
Oh shit, swinging with force, and I missed

[Verse 8: Goku]
If you can't see me, then you can't hit
I am too quick, trade your fist for my kick
You wanted a challenge, rivals born
Come and get this in my final form

[Verse 9]
So the battle continued
Everyone on their feet out their seats in the venue
One swung with a raging force
And the other swung with the same of course
And a bright light scorched the sky
Such force, and I felt it in my spine
And I looked up searched, but they both were bye
And I thought damn, well, they both have died
Then I looked in the rubble
And I saw them emerge in a building that crumbled
Still looking ready to rumble
One Punch with the advantage, and Goku in trouble
Saitama cocked his fist
And he pulled back swung, but the punch, he missed
Some say they heard he said:
"I could never one punch you, mad respect"
[Outro: Goku & Saitama]
-Woo, back at you, man, you know, and I'm hungry, did you wanna grab something to eat?
-I'm starving, man, what you got?
-Oh, you know, I got Chi Chi back at the house cooking up something for me, so I'm-
-Wait, wait, Chi Chi? Like, Chi Chi that's her name?
-Yeah?
-Well, you know what? Whatever, man, let's just, hah, let's just get outta here, man, ay um, for real though, you know I could've killed you back there, right?