Daddyphatsnaps
Beware Funtime Freddy
[Verse 1]
Don’t you see this mic in my hand? I’m well-equipped
For any lyrical conflict, a literal convict
Demonic, peripherals are visceral common
That employees that are working here will literally vomit
From the fear, approaching like a literal comet
Supersonic, I’ll scare your bottom out your pajamas
Chronic jump scares trauma to the brain is a problem
Have you second guessing your surroundings but the drama
Man, I love it, perspiring like you're in a sauna
You just want to live the night, but I’m giving you nada
No hope, it’s a new chapter, the saga
Must continue with Funtime Freddy Nirvana
Oh, meet Bonnie, my right hand man, damn
I mеan literally my right hand, man
A frisky little critter triggеrs quickly when you simmer
Head the whispers, or risk turning to a nifty dinner

[Chorus]
Welcome to the show, this is where you go
Will you come back from your shift? You’ll never know
Plenty of friends, we'll love you 'till the end
Which is now, into the darkness you descend
Welcome to the show, this is where you go
Will you come back from your shift? You’ll never know
Plenty of friends, we'll love you 'till the end
Which is now, into the darkness you descend
[Verse 2]
Come on in, the system here needs a tune up
Don’t screw up, the last guy made me angry I blew up
But I like you, I really don’t want to have to mess you up
Plus I find it really hard to clean the bodies that I've chewed up
Ballora isn’t really as understanding, she's screwed up
I really can't blame her after the shocking that you’ve done
I'd just kill you quickly, but her, she's a maniac
And Circus Baby acts like your friend? What a crazy Trap
I mean, well, nevermind, I’m a crazy cat
Sometimes I speak before I think, I’ll get you safely back
To where you need to be, get you back to the grainy black
Path that you came from back to your safety wrapped
Office or maybe it's your coffin, no coughin
Or making any noises, no options, use caution
When you're walking, if we’re crossing, I should hear a pin dropping
If not, we’ll be stomping your body and not stalking

[Chorus]
Welcome to the show, this is where you go
Will you come back from your shift? You’ll never know
Plenty of friends, we'll love you 'till the end
Which is now, into the darkness you descend
Welcome to the show, this is where you go
Will you come back from your shift? You’ll never know
Plenty of friends, we'll love you 'till the end
Which is now, into the darkness you descend
[Verse 3]
Welcome back, I’m in the need of maintenance
I know were just acquaintances, but I don’t doubt your stableness
I need a helping hand, if you do, I’ll spare you painfulness
Oh you will, I’m so grateful, it's good you passed on dangerous
First you’ve got to open up my frame
And again any slip ups lead to pain, I don’t want you slain
But if you mess up, it's your end, no pressure
Just hit the right buttons, that’s it, so clever
Wait, where did Bonnie go, you better find him
Liven up the night real quick senses heightened
Better widen that flash light light or you’ll be fighting
For your life, so exciting to see you so frightened
Tick tock, tick tock, where could it be?
Is it hiding on the ground, or is he standing with me?
I don’t know, but I’ll tell you one thing - it's too late
Might as well turn off the light and accept your fate