GameboyJones
Isekai Rap Cypher
[Natsuki Subaru: Rustage]
Wake up, looks like I'm back from death
'Cuz the cycle's never ending, cannot catch a breath
What happens next starts when this guy reset
I am the best, make a hater cry like Rem, ay
I'mma bring the magic, Metia
Puck, how I decimate the planet, Meteor
Think if I did it again, it'd be easier
You won't impress me if you're not Emilia
Reinhard in my bars, yeah, I'm owning it
Leaving em charred from the cart when they're blowns to bits
Call me a white knight, like Lugnica's soldiers
But I'm staying hunting sky whales like it's Moby Dick
I'm known for this
Repeat like it's Groundhog Day, work 'til my life will be future proof
They know I got drive, so that's why they call me Subaru

[Satou Kazuma: Breeton Boi]
Look who just hopped in the Isekai
Opps looking at me like "he's the guy"
I'm the opponent they beaten by
No need to try, just look at how Beldia died
I stay with drip, no Aqua when I've been revived
We bring the pain, it's darkness you see tonight (damn)
Died of shock at the wheels of a tractor
Now I walk up to a chick and attract her
Your chick like Megumin way that she just wanna bang
Soon as we done, she laid out on the floor
You can tell that she can't even stand
They know to fear me, I ready the steal
They can tell by the moves of my hands
Neet all boxed up in my room
Now I'm deep in the box of the goddess that watches this land, ay
[Iwatani Naofumi: VI Seconds]
I'm armored up for all situations
+3 and still upgradin'
They paint me out to be somethin' hated
Still most effective, there's no debatin'
The greatest shield and I'm blockin' ya
Ain't no one checkin' me except for Raphtalia
Na na na
They love me and I'm making a killin'
But never get it twisted, I be movin' like a villain
Everything that's on you if you doing somethin' shady
Gon' be mine when I'm finished, i ain't hearin' ifs or maybes
Y'all can say you think I'm crazy, it's just how I do my shit
I ain't get this strong by sittin' round
And that's just what it is, bang

[Shiroe: Sl!ck]
Abyssal Shaft Raid, we came to party
Haters like Demikas, I got them salty
I got a smart mouth, they wanna harm me
Staff of the Wise Owl, I got it on me
We got keen edge over 'bout any team
Buff up the gang and I'm nerfing my enemies
Thorn bind hostage, you better stop it
Glasses that shine when I'm strategizing
No one's surviving
I'm 23 and feel like a king
I got a shorty do any and everything for me
I think her name is Akatsuki
She call me master and get on her knees
Beat anyone up for me
Astral hypnos 'em to sleep
I might pull up in a griffin
Boy, I'm as fly as can be
[Yōji Itami: Shao Dow]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Itami, girls call me daddy
Roll with a mage, an elf and 死神
Run up on your gate barefaced, no bally
And I'll punch up a prince
Yes, I will, no Harry
Bring a gun to a sword fight if they try me
If I run, then it's alright, never find me
自衛隊 彼の地にて、斯く戦えり
Now I'm residing in the Special Region
Dealing with a fire-breathing demon
Leading military teams while the politicians scheming
But my hobby is the reason it's the mission that I'm seeking
I'm a born otaku, more than they assume
It's here that I'm marooned
In a world with elves, cat girls and dragoons, kingdoms and lagoons
So don't bring war to my corps or my platoon
We'll lay the C4, blow your force like balloon

[Kirito: Kadesh Flow]
No, you can't do this without me
I'm not just lucky, but from the 1000
My skill got me here, not good fortune, don't doubt it
While Illfangs are holed in their lairs like Bowser
No selling out, don't care what you mean to offer
Never been impressed by no coffers
Won't trust an Argo if Ben Affleck doesn't star in it
Throw me all your loot now 'cuz you know I'll win it
If you don't surrender now, then I'm taking it from your corpse
You scramble to survive, but I study this thing for sport
Got your mind out of wack and you need coping mechanisms
And I hope there is no coper reckless in ya
I've been doper at this than ya
And your crew with my strategic maneuvers
Dominate in your city or in the hood like Asuna
If you wanna step to me, it's just a lot of Hakuna Matada
Not worried about ya, desh'll down and then loot ya
[Rimuru Tempest: Mir Blackwell]
If there's a problem, I call Benimaru
Youngin got the burner
All you pigs that's acting gluttonous
The ones I gotta murder
If you lying on my name
You'll be dying all the same
Water slash ya dog cap off
Now he look like Bobby Shmurder
I keep the green around me
I'm surrounded by my goblins
Look, this isn't Nick
But you see slime when I go pop in
I'm not a lone wolf
I move like Ranga when I'm mobbing
When you start rapping
It's not manga when the volume dropping

[Sora: Ham Sandwich]
Look, I just beat god in a battle of wits
Now I'm takin' over Disboard
Mind sharper than a pitchfork
If you ain't with it, no discourse
A true challenge, what I itch for
But the opps really trying to boast
They look like Izuna
One round from my shooter
Gon' leave 'em like Riku
They stuck with the ghosts
You cannot fuck with my unit
We movin' through all of you squares like a 3D chess piece
Ain't take an L since the day I was born
You could bring all your cheats
And you still couldn't best me
Tryna come at the king
Then you better be ready
'Cuz I say the word, you get sent into orbit
I live for the game
If you trying to play me, the situation gettin' morbid

[Seiya Ryuguin: GameboyJones & Stargirl]
What is my enemy's level?
I think it's 10
Then I'll go for 1000
Always be careful, I check my surroundings
But there's no enemy that I ain't downing
Level one, came in this game OP
And I trained everyday, got the gains on me
Gotta work fast, can't take this thang slowly
Hard work everyday like my brains Kobe's
Mamba mentality, I don't need anyone
I can just do it myself
I don't need anyone hurting, just know that I got you
I promise that I don't need help
Valkyrie thought she would try me
Then realized she couldn't
We trained, now we put that to bed
Summoned a hero for hire
Now nobody's higher
The demon king's gonna be dead

[Ainz Ooal Gown: Shofu]
Can't leave the game, someone snatched up my body
Turn to a goner when we get demonic
Many have fallen, but they not forgotten
I call my goblins, end up in a coffin
Got nothing in common with fools at the bottom
All of my knowledge get turned into options
You got a problem, it's enemy spotted
Who is you stoppin'?
Somebody tell 'em that it's over for 'em
Ainz Ooal Gown, new overlord
If it's war, I'm unleashing these ghostly hoards
Me and my team showing no remorse
I got weapons and slaves and a billion blades for the smoke if you trying
So many arms when I call the Cocytus
You see me, you dying
You got no class when my golem out
You getting fed to the lions

[Natsuki Subaru: Rustage]
Wake up, looks like I'm back from death
'Cuz the cycle's never ending, cannot catch a breath
What happens next, I know, 'cuz I am the best
Like deja vu when this man resets
I had to check trapped in the loop-de-loop
Cursed with this power, my life is all doom and gloom
It's all a mystery, solve it like Scooby Doo
So I reverse on the track like a Subaru, ay