The UMC’s
Morals
[Haas G]
Cunning yet sly, slick is the wicked
Evil is the opposite of good, but some inflicted this
Treachery upon the happy recipe of living
With the Fruits of Nature
Now I hand you the first given illustration
Take the average kid from Never Never Land
Civil is his character until he meets his average lust
Sinister man about the nightcap, then hooks got him hooked
On the drug plan, now he's a loyal fan
Indebted for the feeling of a mystic high
For such simplistic guys, it's overwhelmingly suppressive
Now he lives a truly unrealistic life, materialistic strife
And now he's not at all impressive
I'm quite disgusted, now his ship is busted
Sinking, to all the kid's he's dead and stinking
He's on a mission y'all, yes he's on a mission
Itching, could there be a cure for this condition?
As the time goes on, he continues, he continues
The soul, tragic path, catching blows, causing mass confusion
The illusion
Is it worth it?
No picture perfect scene is apparent and I mean
Surely, there in Never Never Land I have to say
Guidance that is good is essential
Now, let the horns play
[Hook]
"Alright y'all!"
"Alright y'all!"

[Kool Kim]
Existence is a game of chance
I took my chance and now I'm winning
But then again, my life is just beginning
So back down the track of life, I recall, there was a day
When all my friends began to go their separate ways
Some went the right way, which was a long way
Some went the wrong way, and got a short stay
Such like my friend "G," homeboy used to run with me
But now, he's "R.I.P."
So I tell his story, see
His mom was real strict, she was the ball and chain
So he would rebel, so back and forth they played that game
Now he was running with the crowd that was not too constructive
I would probably say more like destructive
Hey, I tried to warm about where he would one day be
But he was caught up, he was his own worst enemy
Soon, he got progressively dumber
He found himself a gun or two and then became a drug runner
See, he had to be the one who gets the cops, who pulls all the props, who calls all the shots
Was it because his mom who kept her child restricted?
He fought to be free, the outcome I predicted
Bang! Bang! Yes, the gunshots broke
"The Lord is my Shepard"
O, the reverend soon spoke
Still I tried to warn him, though
The brother would not see
All I can hope for now is that he's finally free
[Hook]
(Repeat 4x)