[Intro]
Merry Pissmas
Merry, merry Pissmas
Merry Pissmas
Merry, merry Pissmas

Merry Pissmas Jesus
Merry, merry, merry Pissmas

[Verse 1]
5 AM
December 25th
Santa Claus came but he didn't bring gifts
Because I got
Drunk as shit
And fell asleep in my piss

You better not pout
You better not cry or Cudmane come in your house and make you die
Drinkin' milk
Eatin' cookies
And, bitch, you know I'm built like Snookie

[Chorus 1]
Merry fucking Pissmas bitch
Merry pissmas bitch
Uh, yeah, you
Merry Pissmas
Merry Pissmas bitch
Yeah, bitch
Yeah, bitch
Merry Pissmas
[Verse 2]
(Let's go)
Merry Pissmas bitch and I'm feelin' hella lit
One more rum nog and I wake up in my piss
AK-47 if I don't get what's on my list
Smokin' like a chimney with that blunt to my lips

See, I'm like the North Pole the way I'm cold as ice
Me and Santa on the roof and we stay smoking spice
Scope glowin' red like Rudolph
If Krampus give me coal then there's gonna be a shootoff

[Chorus]
Merry Pissmas
Yeah, Merry Pissmas
Merry Pissmas
(skrrt)
Yeah
Merry Pissmas

[Bridge]
Yeah, Santa's comin' to town
Bitch
Santa's comin' to town
Merry Pissmas
[Outro]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the
Cudmane
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the
Cudmane
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the
Cudmane
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the
Cudmane

[Tag]
Merry Pissmas
Cudmane
Christmas
Elf